Despite producing two low-rent websites of extremely questionable taste, I actually make a living spitting ink for other people. Some of whom even exhibit, like, moral fiber and stuff.
If you need an entertaining and/or controversial copywriter, comedy writer, or technical writer with a proven ability to sequester and stun thousands of eyeballs, I'm always interested in hearing about your project.
I will also entertain any inquiries regarding WWHM and PLFM.