I'd like to make you an offer. I have slept with hundeds of women in my years and consider myself an aficinado of women. What I often find is that women don't shave themselves properly for there body style or look, and thats where I come in. If you send me a picture of your pussy or full body, I will analyze and recomend what style men would find most attractive on you. This includes a V shape, a triangle, a landing strip, or totally shaved or not shaved. I charge $5 but I will leave it up to you what you would like to donate for my services. Send your photos to marcXXX@XXXXX.com. I will reply within 1 day.
The staff here at WWHM often consider the work we do as a sort of "Special Olympics" for men trying to attract women, but it really isn't an accurate representation of what we do.
In actual Special Olympics events, the participants know something about the sport in which they are about to compete. Put a basketball in front of them and they know to pick it up, they know they need to bounce it, and they know that the point of the game is to get the ball into the hoop.
But in the WWHM Special Olympics, this really isn't the case. Put an actual woman in front of our participants, and they bow their heads and shuffle their feet. They retreat to a remote corner looking for juice and cookies, or cuddle into their mother's teet and beg to go home. Our participants will never win, because they have no idea how to play the game or what the game is even played with.
Which leads us to today's gold medal winner, Marc. Marc wants you to send him a picture of your "beaver", a term generally reserved for six year-old boys who pee in sleeping bags and use laser noises to open car doors.
Marc is 40 and still refers to a pussy as a "beaver." This suggests a man completely unfamiliar with a pussy and the species it's attached to, a spineless fucking twit who wouldn't know a real vagina if it walked up to him on the street and slapped him in the face with a buttered halibut and screamed "Hello. I'm a vagina."
He wants you to send him a picture of your pussy. So he can suggest how you should shave it. Oh, and he wants $5 for his professional opinion. Of your pussy.
I think this guy comes in second place to Tim's Hairy Snack Shack as possibly the most asinine fucking thing I've ever seen at WWHM Headquarters.
Any suggestions for what you might like to donate for his services, please post in the comments. And no, I'm not going to give you the email address. But seriously, I thought about posting it.