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It was awkward, but nice - too little tongue, though. Then, the girl kissed me. That was better - too much tongue though. Then, out of fairness, they kissed each other. Before I knew what was happening, they were naked and grinding. I was trapped in the room with them, as I can't open doors by myself. When they took a break to get a condom, they let me out. It would have been a clean escape from there, except the elevator was broken. I was on the 3rd floor. In a wheelchair. At 3 in the morning. And the elevator was fucking broken. And I couldn't go back to that room.... I had to call campus maintenance, who woke up at 3:30AM and came in to save me, even though it was Fall Break. One guy had to stand on the top of the elevator and manually lower me down. Finally, at 4:57AM, I made my escape from that situation, but the memory of it still haunts me. The only good thing I got out of it was the knowledge that yes, I'm bi.<br /><br />- MegsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-56332065053454525622010-03-02T18:29:43.080-08:002010-03-02T18:29:43.080-08:00How I lost my virginity...I guess many would find ...How I lost my virginity...I guess many would find this story annoying...Too perfect. But it's the truth.<br /><br />Ever since I was 14 I decided I wouldn't lose my virginity until I found "the one". I had built up an entire feministic self-empowering ideology about why I didn't want to just throw it away on some random guy.No. Not me. I wasn't about to settle for less then the best. He had to be special...EXCEPTIONAL...And it had to be how I wanted...<br /><br />Ever hear of a Bride-zilla? Well, I guess you could say I was Virginzilla; this was MY virginity here. You only lose it once, right? And I had it all planned how I wanted it.<br /><br />My way or the highway.<br /><br />I wanted to be MADLY in love with him, whom ever he was. I wanted a fairytale.<br /><br />I had fallen in love before. I had a few boyfriends whom I deemed worthy of consideration, but none of them seemed right.Call it chemistry. But they could never do the same for me. I don't know why, but my body just wasn't responsive to their touch. One accused me of being insatiable LOL.<br /><br />I'd become quite skilled at blowjobs and handjobs to keep them happy, mostly for their pleasure alone. One guy told me out of every girl he'd ever been with, I had given him the most pleasure, which he found odd considering I had always kept my panties on.<br /><br />I took it as a compliment, but the fact also seemed to add to my own frustration.Watching these men post-cum, with their dumb, happy smiles, telling me I was the greatest blow, blah, blah, blah.At least SOMEONE was having a good time.<br /> Some of my friends told me I was being ridiculous; waiting all this time for someone who probably doesn't even exist. I was believing in a fairy tale.<br /><br /><br /><br />But one day, that all changed. I met HIM...He was perfect! Everything I ever dreamed of AND MORE! I'd get goose bumps at his touch, and his smell drove me bananas!<br /><br />I knew right them I had found the one who would take my virginity. My body was wild and awake! One romantic night I told him that I wanted to start birth control, because I wanted him to be my first. <br /><br />I was 24 years old.<br /><br />The problem was, by that age I was USED to being a virgin. My head was readier then my body.<br /><br />He recognized this would be the case, and said we should take it slow. He bought me a dozen red roses and strewn the petals all over the bed that night.<br /><br />I was a little flinchy at first...no, to be honest, it HURT. I had to pull away, my body confused at the strange sensations. We had to stop and start a few times because it was hard for me to relax.<br /><br />But he was so gentle and patient. His voice was soft and warm against my hair, and his hands were like butter. He spoke sweet, loving words to me and I eased, melting into him.<br /><br />The next couple of times were similar to the first. I was scared, unsure. He was a patient, loving teacher.<br /><br />After a while I craved him. We challenged each other in the nights that followed. My fairy tale became an adventure and a journey.<br /><br />...Sickening, isn't it?<br /><br />Sorry if this ended up sounding like a bodice-ripper novel, but it's how it happened!The Relm Eclipsedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13327437269778652729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-4434299388988359782010-03-02T18:24:09.392-08:002010-03-02T18:24:09.392-08:00How I lost my virginity...I guess many would find ...How I lost my virginity...I guess many would find this story annoying...Too perfect. But it's the truth.<br /><br />Ever since I was 14 I decided I wouldn't lose my virginity until I found "the one". I had built up an entire feministic self-empowering ideology about why I didn't want to just throw it away on some random guy.No. Not me. I wasn't about to settle for less then the best. He had to be special...EXCEPTIONAL...And it had to be how I wanted...<br /><br />Ever hear of a Bride-zilla? Well, I guess you could say I was Virginzilla; this was MY virginity here. You only lose it once, right? And I had it all planned how I wanted it.<br /><br />My way or the highway.<br /><br />I wanted to be MADLY in love with him, whom ever he was. I wanted a fairytale.<br /><br />I had fallen in love before. I had a few boyfriends whom I deemed worthy of consideration, but none of them seemed right.Call it chemistry. But they could never do the same for me. I don't know why, but my body just wasn't responsive to their touch. One accused me of being insatiable LOL.<br /><br />I'd become quite skilled at blowjobs and handjobs to keep them happy, mostly for their pleasure alone. One guy told me out of every girl he'd ever been with, I had given him the most pleasure, which he found odd considering I had always kept my panties on.<br /><br />I took it as a compliment, but the fact also seemed to add to my own frustration.Watching these men post-cum, with their dumb, happy smiles, telling me I was the greatest blow, blah, blah, blah.At least SOMEONE was having a good time.<br /> Some of my friends told me I was being ridiculous; waiting all this time for someone who probably doesn't even exist. I was believing in a fairy tale.<br /><br /><br /><br />But one day, that all changed. I met HIM...He was perfect! Everything I ever dreamed of AND MORE! I'd get goose bumps at his touch, and his smell drove me bananas!<br /><br />I knew right them I had found the one who would take my virginity. My body was wild and awake! One romantic night I told him that I wanted to start birth control, because I wanted him to be my first. <br /><br />I was 24 years old.<br /><br />The problem was, by that age I was USED to being a virgin. My head was readier then my body.<br /><br />He recognized this would be the case, and said we should take it slow. He bought me a dozen red roses and strewn the petals all over the bed that night.<br /><br />I was a little flinchy at first...no, to be honest, it HURT. I had to pull away, my body confused at the strange sensations. We had to stop and start a few times because it was hard for me to relax.<br /><br />But he was so gentle and patient. His voice was soft and warm against my hair, and his hands were like butter. He spoke sweet, loving words to me and I eased, melting into him.<br /><br />The next couple of times were similar to the first. I was scared, unsure. He was a patient, loving teacher.<br /><br />After a while I craved him. We challenged each other in the nights that followed. My fairy tale became an adventure and a journey.<br /><br />...Sickening, isn't it?<br /><br />Sorry if this ended up sounding like a bodice-ripper novel, but it's how it happened!The Relm Eclipsedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13327437269778652729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-81762778853717897922010-02-21T12:48:50.546-08:002010-02-21T12:48:50.546-08:00My first time I was fourteen, he was seventeen. I...My first time I was fourteen, he was seventeen. I had the biggest crush on him. He was one of those guys who just always seemed to know what to say or do and god he was hot. We were at a party with some mutual friends (my friend was sisters with his friend, and so we all had sort of common parties in high school....) and I had wandered down to the basement to hang out with some of the guys I was friends with. They all sort of drifted off though, and it was just me and him. We started kissing, and I was so embarrassed because I'd eaten some doritos. I honestly had no idea what he was doing. I'd done everything else before, and wasn't particularly shy, but I wasn't really expecting to have sex that night. The lights went out when someone upstairs flipped the switch, and the next thing I knew, he was on top of me and I was not at all impressed. It was uncomfortable, and over very, very quickly. I also bled. A lot. Which freaked him out. Apparently, he had no idea it was my first time. <br /><br />He later turned out to be gay. I'm not sure what that says about me. But then, I turned out to be bi, so I guess probably not much about him either ;)<br /><br />Reading about your first time, I'm with the others. Poor thing. My heart goes out to you back then (not <i>now</i>, back then...)<br /><br />As for Steve, sorry dude. You should just be grateful some girl would be willing to put up with you for the five or so seconds it will take you to spurt (and I'm being generous). If she shaves for you, I hope you at least eat her out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-65571389637992927472010-01-21T21:00:58.680-08:002010-01-21T21:00:58.680-08:00I lost mine when I was 19. I had had my first kiss...I lost mine when I was 19. I had had my first kiss about two months before. Both were with my current boyfriend. He is the only person I ever touched and that's the best thing I could have done for myself.<br /><br />It's not that boys didn't like me, I just didn't like any of them enough... in any case, my boyfriend is six years older than me, and obviously was much more experienced... it wasn't embarrassing, but it wasn't nice either. It kinda hurt. And by that I mean that it was fucking painful.Some Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-12143438557320358512010-01-14T17:17:00.280-08:002010-01-14T17:17:00.280-08:00I'm a month away from 20 and still a virgin - ...I'm a month away from 20 and still a virgin - and will readily admit to it. Honestly, some people seem almost appalled when they find out, as though my virginity is something I should have left behind with light-up sneakers and Lisa Frank stationary. (excuse me while I take moment to reminisce about the good old days...)<br /><br />As for sexual experiences in general, I've been masturbating since around 2nd grade, if that counts, and quite successfully too. I've got a room to myself, an assortment of fun toys and an internet full of possibilities - and people wonder why I'm not clamoring after the next available dick.Hammerheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-75293790935190085782010-01-02T22:58:53.779-08:002010-01-02T22:58:53.779-08:00My sexual experience includes my hand and the hatb...My sexual experience includes my hand and the hatbox of battery-powered toys under my bed.<br />I've never even been on a date... <br />Hell, I've never even been kissed. <i>Not even just the cheek</i>. <br />I put all this down to "I'm a depressed shut-in who detached herself from pretty much everyone once she was finished with college." I mean, I suppose I'm pleasant to look at. I've gotten a few flirty lines from random guys when I go to Best Buy or when I'm at work. It's just incredibly disheartening to listen to some other girl who has twenty pounds on me talk about the fact that she totally fucked the guy who flirted a little bit with me when he came to her apartment for our party. Especially since he was married... And when she goes into detail.<br /><br />So, from a 23-year-old virgin I can read your post and go: "at least you had <i>something.</i>"Jenn Holtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09407394454761697672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-46569731650647066732009-12-14T08:54:03.026-08:002009-12-14T08:54:03.026-08:00Lol that dude will never get although i have but ...Lol that dude will never get although i have but considering my age that's a good thing (14) but i know people who have but over here in the uk or atleast in my school if people have sex noone really talks or brags( in the case of the guy)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-35479607485751879122009-10-08T11:03:25.471-07:002009-10-08T11:03:25.471-07:00my boyfriend came over and asked me if i wanted to...my boyfriend came over and asked me if i wanted to have sex and i said ok, of course i wasnt a virgin and he was so he was scared out of his mind.so we started making out and got butt naked. however my first time i got raped, so i think your much more lucky than i am, i didnt know who the dude was he just came to my house and started raping me, so thats kinda a bad start. my scend time was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than my 1 one by a 1,000,000,000. i rather have a virgin boyfriend than a non virgin, they look cute scared and are so much better than the ones have exsperience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-60398574037033496262009-09-18T23:08:17.274-07:002009-09-18T23:08:17.274-07:00was 16 wen i lost mine, extremely intoxicated. to ...was 16 wen i lost mine, extremely intoxicated. to 2 20 yr old twin virgins apparently. 10 mins after each other, quite terrible really dont remember much but just remember being extremely saw in the morning. <br />went back to skool the week after and since im a girl i had a few people with strong oppinions but others that thought i was a hero.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-12808081274406431392009-09-16T06:40:45.516-07:002009-09-16T06:40:45.516-07:00Im 20 y/o and I lost it when I was 8, to my cousin...Im 20 y/o and I lost it when I was 8, to my cousin, so yeah you get the picture. But I'm still waiting to do it to a girl it's not that I havn't had the chance its that the whole things left me too paraniod of feeling the same as i did when i was 8Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-43496644718390810032009-09-06T00:04:03.492-07:002009-09-06T00:04:03.492-07:00My first time, I had to use a condom that was too ...My first time, I had to use a condom that was too small, and I didnt know it. It hurt like a bitch, and I never could come until we agreed to do a pull out. I didn't know I needed to get her wet, and I couldn't find her vagina for a long time.Snownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-3211243816697452972009-07-30T00:08:10.834-07:002009-07-30T00:08:10.834-07:00I lost my virginity when I was 17 to my best frien...I lost my virginity when I was 17 to my best friend's boyfriend. While she was in the room. Because she felt bad for me. 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