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The first few montsh I was talking to him I didn't know very much spanish at all so I thought it was really weird that before he came he'd always whisper how bad he wanted to give me his milk, or "darme el leche".<br /><br />I also dated a guy who would always ask me if I wanted to "suck daddy's dick" and I'd like to say I was disgusted but If I'm really into the sex and the guy he could probably tell me to call him fucking Ronald Mcdonald and I would get turned on haha.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-69799766157876271362012-01-19T02:16:08.688-08:002012-01-19T02:16:08.688-08:00After my first ever blowjob, freshman year of coll...After my first ever blowjob, freshman year of college, the guy gave me a highfive, then threw me a box of babywipes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-65742811437843628972011-05-07T18:32:59.664-07:002011-05-07T18:32:59.664-07:00My first boyfriend who had never been with a girl ...My first boyfriend who had never been with a girl yet (he was 17). <br />It was just one thing, really, just the really annoying habit of asking me over and over and over again if it was good.<br />Dude, I'm moaning and my back is arching. It's good. Shut up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-70703307665723524972010-12-12T21:38:47.778-08:002010-12-12T21:38:47.778-08:00Perhaps this is just me, but I don't find any ...Perhaps this is just me, but I don't find any talk sexy at all. If you want me to move somewhere, move me, or tell me to move (preferably the former) and if you want something, ask, but don't talk to me, and *don't* ask me to respond. You have two options: me enjoying myself, or me talking. They are mutually exclusive. If I'm enjoying myself, I can barely string two words together.JStievehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07246259628503697557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-15503099557665262302010-11-19T16:55:15.073-08:002010-11-19T16:55:15.073-08:00My boyfriend (whom I love) said this the first tim...My boyfriend (whom I love) said this the first time we were making out, and he bit my neck: "Edward would be proud!"<br /><br />Yes, he was referring to Twilight. Yes, he knows I despise the books. No, he has never read them.<br /><br />It took me a minute to get what he meant, due to being caught up in the moment, but my only reaction was to start cracking up. It really depends on who says these things I guess... I know if one of my exes had said it I would have been disturbed._Darth_Indy_https://www.blogger.com/profile/05515636303539848885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-45174683638148015452010-08-16T21:45:25.599-07:002010-08-16T21:45:25.599-07:00this guy was on top of me going at it and all of a...this guy was on top of me going at it and all of a sudden he grabs my head and tells me 'oooh your such a good girl!' then proceeds to tap the top of my head and continue... in hindsight i really should have insisted on a cookie afterwords for my treat but i was so in shock i didn't know what to doAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-59833626175680193572010-07-26T08:02:45.013-07:002010-07-26T08:02:45.013-07:00An algerian guy i dated for about 3 weeks up to th...An algerian guy i dated for about 3 weeks up to that point asked me after having sex: "So, why do all you Germans hate the jew?"<br /><br />One of the few moments in my life i was speechless...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-53754261739494493302010-04-26T23:44:30.214-07:002010-04-26T23:44:30.214-07:00i know i'm super late on this one.
1. after b...i know i'm super late on this one.<br /><br />1. after blowing a guy for a few minutes i came up for air and tried to kiss him. he pushed me away, saying "i don't like the taste of penis"<br /><br />2. post-coital, we're laying there and i told the guy i like to cuddle, and asked if he did too. he says "not really...i mean it's like, you're hungry, so you eat a pizza, and then you're not hungry anymore."aknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-20658393458894888062010-03-17T19:08:14.639-07:002010-03-17T19:08:14.639-07:00Thank you for the laugh. My favorite comment from ...Thank you for the laugh. My favorite comment from a man, "Baby I can break you in two." WTF please back that statement up. You're human not a blue whale.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-82362424462099258772010-03-02T18:45:18.079-08:002010-03-02T18:45:18.079-08:00Once while a guy tried to go down on me "I ca...Once while a guy tried to go down on me "I can't help it if you're insatiable."<br /><br />He couldn't find my clit and kept stopping to ask me if I came yet.The Relm Eclipsedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13327437269778652729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-53056870989338792362010-02-26T20:56:09.860-08:002010-02-26T20:56:09.860-08:00""You can be Princess Leia and I'll ...""You can be Princess Leia and I'll be Jaba the Hutt." Because I want to picture myself fucking a morbidly obese worm."<br /><br /><br />>.><br /><.<<br />Honestly, I would have been all over that nerd, but I'm fully aware that I'm very, very... odd, to say the least...<br /><br />As for the main post itself, I can't even imagine what pounding someone's clitoris like a punching bag would look like. What's he going to do, punch me in the crotch repeatedly? What the hell? *laughing*<br /><br />I once had a guy (who was hot, but not very good) ask me, "How many times did you cum?" It wouldn't have been so bad, if the answer hadn't be none. Still, under the best circumstances the question could sound either insecure or arrogant, so it's awkward no matter what.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-10355163420911344102010-02-22T18:29:21.064-08:002010-02-22T18:29:21.064-08:00Worst thing a guy has ever said to me in bed....hm...Worst thing a guy has ever said to me in bed....hmm...<br /><br />"Tell me what sounds you'd make and where you would put your tail if you were a cheetah."<br /><br />WTF?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-85379962008792477062009-11-16T14:05:18.724-08:002009-11-16T14:05:18.724-08:00I was making out with my then-bf, getting ready fo...I was making out with my then-bf, getting ready for a little midmorning coitus. 3 minutes in he reaches for a condom. I prefer *some* foreplay so I grabbed his hand and said "hey, not yet". His response? "Well, we should hurry up. I don't have all day". Oh yeah, asshole? You do now. I got dressed and left.<br /> Unfortunately I was too naive to see the big red flag that should have been, as he turned out to be a manipulative abuser. But he's my ex now and I hope he's dead!Sabertooth Screaming Lemurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18299284382384619823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-55838923281252108692009-10-20T03:43:23.183-07:002009-10-20T03:43:23.183-07:00I pretty much just found this blog today so I'...I pretty much just found this blog today so I'm going to reply to a nine month old post because it'll drive me crazy if I don't share this now.<br />Whenever my boyfriend (still current) has run out of things to talk about, he'll say "hi!", like maybe if we re-introduce ourselves we'll suddenly re-ignite the conversation, or something. So one night I'm going down on him, and halfway through I hear him moan "hi".<br />Utterly confused, I looked up, raised an eyebrow at him, and with my mouth full of cock, replied "hello."<br />We both laughed pretty hard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-4971799046961545382009-10-02T21:54:04.503-07:002009-10-02T21:54:04.503-07:00"shit, was that the garage door opening? I th..."shit, was that the garage door opening? I think you're mom's home!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-89369567416221366732009-09-20T22:09:31.134-07:002009-09-20T22:09:31.134-07:00A few years back I had first- and only-time sex wi...A few years back I had first- and only-time sex with a middle eastern grad student. While behind me, he hollered out in his high-pitch, broken English "You got a BIG fuckin' ass!" and slapped it with his hand, wide-eyed and marveling. LOL That was an odd experience, to say the least. I'm not even <i>that</i> big of a gal, but he seemed to find my curves novel. And smackable. Didn't do anything for me personally...other than provide a chuckle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-79777428016060644472009-09-20T06:10:06.155-07:002009-09-20T06:10:06.155-07:00'I am about to cum so hard inside of you' ...'I am about to cum so hard inside of you' <br />So typical...It get's boring when you hear it the second time. and funny when it's repeated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-76720093919756311062009-09-06T04:29:56.730-07:002009-09-06T04:29:56.730-07:00So, this is my bad... I was in bed with my ex and ...So, this is my bad... I was in bed with my ex and breathily whispered the words "Shoot in my mouth" Maybe I should have been a bit clearer as he suddenly tensed and looked shocked. He thought I had said "Shit in my mouth" Kind of a mood killer...<br /><br />Also, as an inexperienced teen I had just been down on my ex (he didn't want to come in my mouth - brought up religious) shortly afterwards, I went to kiss him goodnight and he screwed up his face and said, "Could you at least rinse your mouth out, otherwise it's like I'm doing what dogs do, you know, licking my own balls"<br /><br />Ah, the memories :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-17623191080263941352009-09-05T01:09:32.973-07:002009-09-05T01:09:32.973-07:00I've had a couple, some statements and some ac...I've had a couple, some statements and some actions.<br /><br />There was the guy who came on hot and heavy for the first month...and after that signaled his readiness for sex by coming to bed without his underwear.<br /><br />Another would only have sex the way HE wanted, and at one point partway through, I adjusted my position, and without missing a stroke he angrily said, "You're doing it wrong!" and moved me back where I was. He wound up with a restraining order, for other reasons, but that had a lot to do with it.<br /><br />A guy I was destined to fall in love with was putting on the condom for our first time while I lounged in bed, and said, "Unlike most guys, I can even make this look cool." He was dead serious; I had to pretend to sneeze in order to stifle my laughing.<br /><br />And last but best, a guy I'd just spent three days in bed with was hanging out with me on his couch. I was sitting on his lap, facing him, and leaned back so he was holding me up. The words, "You're not as heavy as you look!" were out of his mouth and hanging in the air for about a minute before we both figured out that this wasn't the compliment he'd intended, and collapsed into laughter. He's still a good friend and I bug him about it whenever I can.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com