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Blame that joke on a male truck driver lolwheelin126https://www.blogger.com/profile/09158301805550554416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-39405753377507331792008-08-07T12:43:00.000-07:002008-08-07T12:43:00.000-07:00Weasel, we were most likely down at the local bar,...Weasel, we were most likely down at the local bar, pub or tavern boozin' it up and dancin' til our clothes come off.<BR/><BR/>Beats the hell out of tea and poetry, wouldn't ya say?<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I'm designated driver for the next 3 months, so I'll be keeping an eye out so the girls can have a blast while the guys keep themselves under control. If not, I always bring along a plenty big can of whoop ass. Paired with red hair and preggo hormones, no man dares go there...Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-26266531023785068542008-08-06T23:36:00.000-07:002008-08-06T23:36:00.000-07:00Nope, poor horses were just itchy!Nice to see that...Nope, poor horses were just itchy!<BR/><BR/>Nice to see that the fugly crew has taken over WWHM. Never read the comments before now.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07823477415459207595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-19433787285524610802008-08-06T21:32:00.000-07:002008-08-06T21:32:00.000-07:00Sounds like horses might like numbing condoms.Or a...Sounds like horses might like numbing condoms.<BR/><BR/>Or at least the mares would.<BR/><BR/>I guess that explains why I see mares rubbing themselves on fenceposts.Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09765086092257414320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-54410317534354654352008-08-06T19:24:00.000-07:002008-08-06T19:24:00.000-07:00Oh yeah... I bet you don't know this one but most ...Oh yeah... I bet you don't know this one but most if not all Fugly Horse of the Day might, calling a guy a stud is <B>not</B> a compliment. <BR/><BR/>If a copulation between a stallion and a mare lasts longer than one minute, there's something wrong with the stallion. The average time of copulation between horses is 28 <B>seconds</B>. <BR/><BR/>If you're referring to size when calling someone a stud, well, that's slightly different. But for 28 seconds... it don't matter how well endowed a man is... really, really.anniebananniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176242022055891984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-56711964436450798422008-08-06T19:19:00.000-07:002008-08-06T19:19:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.anniebananniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176242022055891984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-36016523853466912142008-08-06T19:17:00.000-07:002008-08-06T19:17:00.000-07:00Weasel,We're not dirty... we're telling the truth....Weasel,<BR/><BR/>We're not dirty... we're telling the truth. You're the one who thinks it's dirty. <BR/><BR/>Fugs, is right for pity sake. We can't even get men to pick up their underwear or not wipe their boogers on the couch. Why would any self respecting woman want to try to fix sexual dysfunction? <BR/><BR/>Oh yeah... sign me up for that.anniebananniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176242022055891984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-1648609921114515052008-08-06T17:07:00.000-07:002008-08-06T17:07:00.000-07:00I love dirty women.Bring it on.Where were all you ...I love dirty women.<BR/><BR/>Bring it on.<BR/><BR/>Where were all you guys at my tea party/ poetry forum last week?Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09765086092257414320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-40940126502141448622008-08-06T14:43:00.000-07:002008-08-06T14:43:00.000-07:00Pillar- here's a joke for ya...Man asks a prostitu...Pillar- here's a joke for ya...<BR/><BR/>Man asks a prostitute, "How much for a blow job?"<BR/><BR/>Prostitute, "$50"<BR/><BR/>Man starts jacking off, rubbing one out, whatever you want to call it.<BR/><BR/>Prostitute- "What are you doing?"<BR/><BR/>Man- "For $50 do you think I'm going to give you the easy one?"Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-74278393725250899842008-08-06T14:31:00.000-07:002008-08-06T14:31:00.000-07:00Do they really? 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