tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post6501950437132748396..comments2024-02-10T02:11:30.903-08:00Comments on Why Women Hate Men - The Blog: Schizophrenia!Weaselhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09765086092257414320noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-84029984661760937072008-09-28T19:01:00.000-07:002008-09-28T19:01:00.000-07:00ooh, time to scare you all! Weasel, you have a rea...ooh, time to scare you all! Weasel, you have a reader on Seroquel...mua ha ha ha. But no, my life has not been one tenth as exciting as this guy's.<BR/><BR/>WTF? Is he into role play? Maybe a LARPer? I am beyond confused. After having a paranoid friend, I now have a rule: I NEVER hang out with those crazier than myself. I can take a lot of crazy, but I'm not the woman for him. <BR/><BR/>Weasel, send him a little message that someone who spent an awful lot of time in the "quiet room" and once emerged from her room NAKED (staff LOVED that one) is probably out there talking to herself about how she wants a guy like him but can't get those damned bats to stop screeching about hellfire and damnation long enough to wander into the nearest internet cafe barefoot.Merridynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02714093841964705937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-62495441222275104092008-09-27T03:28:00.000-07:002008-09-27T03:28:00.000-07:00This ad ended up being a fake ad based off a movie...This ad ended up being a fake ad based off a movie "Evil Dead."<BR/><BR/>I get sent a lot of "fake" ads, and this one I did not catch, as I wasn't familiar with the movie.<BR/><BR/>Since I had spent considerable time constructing the analysis, I chose to change a few elements in the ad so you guys could enjoy it anyway.<BR/><BR/>I take pride in catching fake ads that get sent to me, but some slip through.<BR/><BR/>This post will come down soon, and I apologize.Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09765086092257414320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-73549712133239518432008-09-26T16:09:00.000-07:002008-09-26T16:09:00.000-07:00Does his face remind anyone else of the lawn gnome...Does his face remind anyone else of the lawn gnome?<BR/><BR/>FenfoxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-87189459771734926982008-09-26T16:08:00.000-07:002008-09-26T16:08:00.000-07:00Does his face remind anyone else of the lawn gnome...Does his face remind anyone else of the lawn gnome?<BR/><BR/>FenfoxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-32946712433946536182008-09-24T18:52:00.000-07:002008-09-24T18:52:00.000-07:00why are there so many comments deleted??why are there so many comments deleted??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-27652319062795446332008-09-24T08:11:00.000-07:002008-09-24T08:11:00.000-07:00No pictures of cocks?! With a little medication a...No pictures of cocks?! With a little medication and a vasectomy...we maybe on our way to a normal person! Maybe with MORE medication and YEARS of therapy, a date-able person!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-9385899354712507812008-09-24T06:17:00.000-07:002008-09-24T06:17:00.000-07:00I think we've been trolled...I think we've been trolled...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08518909437341890734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-45426680096480499282008-09-24T05:43:00.000-07:002008-09-24T05:43:00.000-07:00Really likes The Evil Dead (girl runs off into the...Really likes The Evil Dead (girl runs off into the woods and gets raped by a tree) and Army of Darkness.<BR/><BR/>I have to agree with the Spleen. I think it is a fake ad that someone had a lot of fun writing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-54856118780763365702008-09-24T01:08:00.000-07:002008-09-24T01:08:00.000-07:00It's a fake ad of someone impersonating Ash, from ...It's a fake ad of someone impersonating Ash, from Evil Dead. <BR/>He'd probably just looking for someone who gets the reference.Spleen Porcinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12564961426026586636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-12497923332259846942008-09-24T00:09:00.000-07:002008-09-24T00:09:00.000-07:00You must admit his picture is far more flattering ...You must admit his picture is far more flattering than most. Adequate coverage is a wonderful thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-326587258927647362008-09-23T18:40:00.000-07:002008-09-23T18:40:00.000-07:00"A personal ad is a good way to determine whether ..."A personal ad is a good way to determine whether you might be a good match for someone- whether you have the same hobbies, enjoy the same political ideologies, and sometimes whether or not you live in the same fucking solar system."<BR/><BR/>BHWHAHAHAHA! <BR/><BR/>And just when I finally remembered how to breathe, I hit <BR/><BR/>"first understand Craig's last girlfriend was a goddamn fir tree.".<BR/><BR/>OMG, I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Can't stop either....-snicker-.<BR/><BR/>The first bit...oh geeze, there's this little old fart I'm in class with who is the whiniest, dried up bitter old hag of a man. I'm stuck with him in two classes - both classes moved to the other side of the room the second time the class met. Never mind the same row, no one wants to be in the same zip code! He's repulsive as hell, and of course, he finds me impossible to resist. I have actually gone as far as to turn my back on him mid sentence and walk away -- he scurries afterward, still running his dumb mouth. (Never met anyone so damn stupid who was so eager to prove it!) <BR/><BR/>He was pontificating in class at one point (he seems to think he knows more than the teacher, of course) and made the comment about everyone being on the same page. Before I could stop myself, I found myself saying, "dude, we aren't even in the same galaxy". The class lost it...he didn't get it. (I imagine not getting it is something he's used to by now.) I'm pretty sure he'd write an ad just like this, except for the graveyard part. He's too much of a wuss for that.<BR/><BR/>Oh my...-sigh- I *needed* that laugh.<BR/><BR/>Weasle, your writing does more to give me a buzz than the average attempt at foreplay! Like, I need a ciggarette now, and I don't even smoke!Walk Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16834132843523802856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-424668612098455352008-09-23T15:56:00.000-07:002008-09-23T15:56:00.000-07:00We need more Evil Dead fans around here. Srsly.We need more Evil Dead fans around here. Srsly.Lisa the Madhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14904877590888927599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-2970059030687421092008-09-23T12:00:00.000-07:002008-09-23T12:00:00.000-07:00Now we know what Santa does in the fall.Now we know what Santa does in the fall.water_bearerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03032301103681547230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-39074157408533548812008-09-23T10:46:00.000-07:002008-09-23T10:46:00.000-07:00This dude plays too much World of Warcraft. I thin...This dude plays too much World of Warcraft. I think it might have leaked into his real, daily life now.kaharahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17782022433294391238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-3143118177007558392008-09-23T10:36:00.000-07:002008-09-23T10:36:00.000-07:00what. the. fuck. this is what's out there for me ...what. the. fuck. this is what's out there for me in the guy market?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06910001432391111946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-10060710853831888382008-09-23T10:25:00.000-07:002008-09-23T10:25:00.000-07:00A haunted boyfriend just in time for Halloween! T...A haunted boyfriend just in time for Halloween! The picture is frickin hilarious.Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08711158467903091111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-35362024343079561662008-09-23T09:15:00.000-07:002008-09-23T09:15:00.000-07:00Wow! So much to even say about this one. What a ...Wow! So much to even say about this one. What a freak!<BR/><BR/>Probably hangs out at the cemetery to meet newly widowed women... Comfort the greiving and get in on the will...<BR/><BR/>Good cook- Does that include bringing your own cauldron? Eye of newt, testicle of lamb, blood of a virgin, stir three times with a willow branch...<BR/><BR/>Mongolian Demons- is there another kind? Were they more or less violent? Did they bring back up? <BR/><BR/>Inquiring minds want to know?Cut-N-Jumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03603347619547454296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-84061525348432655992008-09-23T09:04:00.000-07:002008-09-23T09:04:00.000-07:00Way too much time wasted playing Dungeons & Dr...Way too much time wasted playing Dungeons & Dragons in his formative years.<BR/><BR/>And what's wrong with Mongolian demons? Why did he single them out?<BR/><BR/>Graveyards can be interesting places for photography. I don't suppose that's what he's doing there though. Probably looking for a Mongolian demon or that time vortex. Keep looking ...CaliGirl9https://www.blogger.com/profile/06639398512708841968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-34193400561762128302008-09-23T06:40:00.000-07:002008-09-23T06:40:00.000-07:00This was just weird.This was just weird.Nosniktahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17693503135956765038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-4221514721962530492008-09-23T06:35:00.000-07:002008-09-23T06:35:00.000-07:00I thought the guy in the original picture was Bruc...I thought the guy in the original picture was Bruce Campbell. I kinda like him as an actor. He does crappy sci-fi movies but I do like him. Of course I'l pass the guy in the ad up!Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09841749337654029737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-70216465199831634492008-09-23T06:26:00.000-07:002008-09-23T06:26:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09841749337654029737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-73093230900076909032008-09-23T06:24:00.000-07:002008-09-23T06:24:00.000-07:00I'm thinking the crazy santa in a straight jacket....I'm thinking the crazy santa in a straight jacket. He tickles my uterus lining.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120290486731998118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-49551006591606420202008-09-23T04:58:00.000-07:002008-09-23T04:58:00.000-07:00Laurel, please email me tomorrow- I'll explain.Laurel, please email me tomorrow- I'll explain.Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09765086092257414320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-17427820744393504692008-09-23T04:42:00.000-07:002008-09-23T04:42:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09765086092257414320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3580525371863883685.post-20884035457273441652008-09-23T04:22:00.000-07:002008-09-23T04:22:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.T. Laurel Sulfatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08402062885579362223noreply@blogger.com