All Hallows Eve is coming. He can only hope for a full moon to blam e his tan-in-a-can look on. That and those tips. Can we say frosting job gone wrong?
Damn! I have seen Martha Stewart 'save' worse than that.
IIII...don't think this one likes women. I think he wants to BE one and spends most of his nights at the local techno club mingling with other homosexuals. You think he dyed his own hair? I hope he didn't pay someone for that. Those eyebrows aren't just tweezed, they are waxed into oblivion! I've got to give it to him though on the mascara-no clumps!
... I've seen metrosexuals... but this is gayer than metro... It the gayest gay that gayed the gay since... Lance Bass o_o; If he likes women, I'm not sure he sees their pussy to often o_o I'm just at loss for proper phrasing here...
Swear to god that man(?) looks like he's wearing a wig... what is up with the "halo" around the base of his hair? If that's gray hair, then this is even more sad.
Guys with this "look" have a name. Astro boys. Or Dude Boys. I can think of a few other names, but the only thing that keeps popping in my head is that this dude boy is gayer than a mexican table cloth. I'd bet money on it.
I can't find the original website from years ago that had an awesomely scary collection of pics of these monstrosities, but this one's pretty funny:
You'll love this - http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/
He wants you........
All Hallows Eve is coming. He can only hope for a full moon to blam e his tan-in-a-can look on. That and those tips. Can we say frosting job gone wrong?
ReplyDeleteDamn! I have seen Martha Stewart 'save' worse than that.
Ew. It's a little early to be a tranny pumpkin, isn't it?
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ReplyDeleteLook kids! It's Barbie's Gay Twin Brother, Malibu Ken!
ReplyDeleteThis is just scary. He looks like a clown.
ReplyDeleteOr a Jersey boy.
Hey! Maybe he's the one that tied up Jill!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha yeah except I don't think he'd ruin his manicure to tie someone up though he could pass for Krusty Klown on Krack.
ReplyDeleteUmpa lumpa doopity doo....
ReplyDelete..I've got another puzzle for you.
ReplyDeleteIf you tan and pluck too much
you will never feel a woman's touch!
IIII...don't think this one likes women. I think he wants to BE one and spends most of his nights at the local techno club mingling with other homosexuals. You think he dyed his own hair? I hope he didn't pay someone for that. Those eyebrows aren't just tweezed, they are waxed into oblivion! I've got to give it to him though on the mascara-no clumps!
ReplyDeleteWTF is that thing? Is there a petri dish in some secret government lab missing its former occupent?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the little freaky kid from that Victoria Gotti show!..Carmine? or as they say "CAAAHHH-mine"
ReplyDeleteweasel?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you decide to put up your personal ad?
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ReplyDeleteI've seen metrosexuals... but this is gayer than metro... It the gayest gay that gayed the gay since... Lance Bass o_o;
If he likes women, I'm not sure he sees their pussy to often o_o
I'm just at loss for proper phrasing here...
This is one of them high maintenance guys...
ReplyDeleteif he's a guy at all....
No thanks... if you cant get up, shower, and be out the door in less than 30 minutes you're out of here!
O-o
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck?
The hair wouldn't be that bad, ON SOMEONE ELSE. The whole skin-tone-tweezed-brows are kinda, scratch that, REALLY creepy.
Wax museum escapee on the loose.
ReplyDeleteOh my god..his eyebrows are better than mine.
ReplyDeleteEmbarrassing. But I'm not sure for who, me or him lol.
Isn't that one of John Gotti's grandsons?
ReplyDeleteI REALLY love the pale lipstick--cause ya know, nothing says "man ILF" like lipstick!!
ReplyDeleteThe tan is hideous, but I'm more concerned about the uber-feminine eyebrows.
And the girl in the background must have lost her self-respect to be seen with that freakshow...o.O
Swear to god that man(?) looks like he's wearing a wig... what is up with the "halo" around the base of his hair? If that's gray hair, then this is even more sad.
ReplyDeleteI have a suspicious feeling this one doesn't like estrogen in large doses....
ReplyDeleteSeriously weas, where do you find this stuff?!
It's the fake-and-bake version of Ken at Barbie's SoCal dream house! But would he drive a Hummer or a Miata?
ReplyDeleteHmm...I wonder if you could use his hair to tenderize a steak before you marinate it. *stab stab stab*
It totally looks like the spawn of Tammy Faye Bakker and that bleached blonde dude on America's Next Top Model!
ReplyDeleteWow. You wonder what he looked like 5 years ago. Did he just suddenly morph into weirdness in high school and go from there?
Guys with this "look" have a name. Astro boys. Or Dude Boys. I can think of a few other names, but the only thing that keeps popping in my head is that this dude boy is gayer than a mexican table cloth. I'd bet money on it.
ReplyDeleteI can't find the original website from years ago that had an awesomely scary collection of pics of these monstrosities, but this one's pretty funny:
You'll love this -
http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/
The skin looks like tan-in-a-can. Maybe the hair-don't is the similar product sold on the late night infomercials for covering your bald spots?
ReplyDelete*enter cheesy announcer voice*
Both products for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling... Order yours today!
I'd bet anything he's from Jersey.
ReplyDeleteNo offense but yeah..
Jesus H. Christ! What is that thing?
ReplyDeleteHe is soooo not attractive. But, but! If I was casting for a horror movie? A shoe in...
Fenfox
I bet his shirt says GUESS as in guess my gender.
ReplyDeleteThe ultimate extreme example of a "metro-sexual."
ReplyDeletePlastic Man Lives!
ReplyDeleteBet he's from new jersey.
ReplyDeleteSo ashamed right now.
Does he glow under a blacklight?
ReplyDeleteUmmmm, is that one of those freaky
ReplyDeleteGotti (Victoria) boys?? One of them tried to open a tanning salon once........
Hey! I think I found this guy in a different pic on failblog.org!
ReplyDeleteimg src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/orangefail.jpg?w=500" alt="Orange Fail"
To do his girlfriend in the seat behind him because he forgot how...and his condom coupon expired.
ReplyDeleteIs he black? Or is that... I can't even say spray on tan, it would be spray-on black...
ReplyDeleteDude's better groomed than I am... substantially. I like my way better, though.
PS: Oh... my... GAWD. Anonymous, you're right! That totally is him! And he's got a DATE! And either a brother or a clone! And they really are white!!!
ReplyDelete*falls over and dies laughing*
If there weren't a photo to prove it, I wouldn't believe any of it!
Jesus. David Hasselhoff called, he wants his tan-in-a-can back. If there's any left.
ReplyDeleteThe 'seam' around his face just makes him look even more like an android. Gah. XD