Regular readers of WWHM know all too well what it means when I post stupid pictures of dorky kittens on WWHM.Some of you new readers might say to yourselves "Oh, this Weasel guy sure is a nice guy, he posted an entry about adorable kittens."
Wrong. Don't make me slap you with an old, dead carp.
I post kittens to warn viewers at work and at home to grab a clam bucket and assume the position.
Basically, it's an antidote to what you're about to see.
I saw the kittens, said to myself "Uh ohhhhhhhh"... then slowly scrolled down.
ReplyDeleteGAH!
GAH!
(grabs the post-it notes and scrolls quickly back to the kittens)
Scottish Folds make really cute kittens though!
ReplyDeleteLOL Nos I thought the same thing! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd on that note I really want the kittens! Yep 30+ years from now when someone comes to check on me because they havent heard from me in months... they'll open my front door and kittens will fall out.... How I aspire to be the crazy cat lady! (Ok I only have 5 and all are fixed.... but some day when I lose my mind..... )
BAY-BEE KIT-TEES! *waiting for the brain bleach to wash over*
ReplyDeleteKIT-TEES! BAY-BEES!
I think it's working. Good forethought, Weasel.
um, we know what the kitties mean... Don't........ scroll......... down! Oh damn, too late. But that wasn't as bad as I was expecting to see, and we thank you for the swirl on this one!!
ReplyDeleteShould have stopped at the pussy cats ...
ReplyDeleteI should have known better when I seen the kittens.
ReplyDeleteBuuuuuuuuut, like a trainwreck...
You HAVE to look!
Ironic that you pick kittens, Weasel.
Curiosity killed the cat...
Oh I agree cutnjump I knew it would be a BAD idea to look further down the page... I was also thinking about curiosity killing the cat, little did I know how bad it'd really be.
ReplyDeleteWell, when I saw kittens, I thought something else entirely. I once saw a poster of an adorable kitten romping across a field. Captioned:
ReplyDeleteAre you killing kittens? Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
I think I killed those two kittens today.
ReplyDeleteSorry.
They're even more adorkable than last time!
ReplyDeleteMerridyn- I love it. That is funny.
ReplyDeleteThe Hatter- Adorkable. I love it, mind if I use it?
Beware the Pavlov Effect:
ReplyDeleteMy cat just rubbed up against my leg and I puked all over him...
I saw the kittens... And I knew what it meant: Scroll down at your own risk. But, believing nothing could really be as bad as the last kitten episode, I scrolled down...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the brain bleach!
It won't work in actual fact, that is exactly what I suppose.
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