Thursday, October 2, 2008

WWHM Takes a Break

Welcome to WWHM World Headquarters, based in beautiful downtown Dubuque Iowa right across of Wing C of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant!

This is The Weasel, your fearless leader into the world of all that is foul and horrifying in men's personal ads.

Folks, once again we've had some things come up at WWHM Headquarters, and suddenly we are off to Los Angeles to have some important meetings, hopefully very important meetings.

We'll fill you in on the details when we come back, but until then, please enjoy the hundreds of archived entries we've put up in the three months since our inception. Yes, it's our three month birthday today.

I'd like to thank everyone that has participated in the sudden and unanticipated growth of WWHM these past few months, and hope you continue to enjoy the site and check back as often as possible. I never imagined this site would gather more than 1,000 hits in three months, but we're approaching 200,000.

We'll be checking our email, so keep sending your ideas and material in, and we'll be back soon!

I fucking love you guys!

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31 comments:

  1. CaliGirl9October 2, 2008 at 12:42 AM

    Don't forget the little people when you're off being some famous sitcom writer, Weasel. We will come back to haunt you ...

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  2. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 1:52 AM

    That photo is class-ee!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 2:27 AM

    I am so shaking my head at this clown.Have fun weaseal. Remember your Australian fans..:)

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  4. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 4:23 AM

    Nice tattoo Weasel, thanks for waving goodbye. ;*)

    Can't wait to hear details about your trip.. and as caligirl says.. don't forget about us when you are rich and famous! We still need our WWHM!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 5:04 AM

    And we fucking love you too Weasel :)
    Good luck with your very important meetings! I hope you will still want to be my bitch when you are rich and famous.LOL.

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  6. WeaselOctober 2, 2008 at 5:37 AM

    It's not what you guys think, but I could land a job I've been trying for for months.

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  7. EllaOctober 2, 2008 at 6:13 AM

    Has it really only been 3 months???

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  8. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 6:17 AM

    Oh well, Good luck anyway Weasel!

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  9. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 7:07 AM

    What.

    The.

    Fuck.

    That picture is...I just don't have the words. Seriously, does that guy think he's ever gonna get laid with that tat??? It's nice to know that he thinks women are the equivalent of his armpit...

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  10. *Amber* aka Suzy SINsationOctober 2, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    Armpit pussy. Now I've seen it all.

    Oh yeah, if you become a write for john stewart you'd better send some love to your bitches (us). ;)

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  11. Cut-N-JumpOctober 2, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    And we fucking love you too Weasel!

    Even if some of the pictures and/or ads, gross us out past anything we ever thought was bad before...

    Keep it coming and best of luck in your upcoming meetings.

    We are all rooting for you!

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  12. water_bearerOctober 2, 2008 at 1:56 PM

    Don't go all Hollywood on us now, Weasel.
    Have a good trip.

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  13. teawithlimeOctober 2, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    Good luck, Weasel. Hurry back, so you can bump "Mr. Pits" from the top of page one.

    I shouldn't be reading this blog at suppertime, anyway.

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  14. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 3:43 PM

    Good Luck weasel! I hope it goes well for you.

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  15. AnonymousOctober 2, 2008 at 4:25 PM

    Someone's going to regret that tattoo one day...

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  16. anniebanannieOctober 2, 2008 at 6:35 PM

    OMFG! What a turd bucket. What self respecting woman would go out with a man who has a implied pussy for an armpit.

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  17. wheelin126October 2, 2008 at 9:27 PM

    Hope he never goes to jail that would be a fun to explain...what's all that white stuff dripping from under your arm lol

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  18. ShameintheHorseShowRingOctober 2, 2008 at 10:46 PM

    Okay, that actually needed a kitten warning!


    I can't imagine why any guy would get that tattoo and actually think a woman would date him.

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  19. LyndaOctober 3, 2008 at 2:13 AM

    Good Luck Weas!

    Hurry home but I hope you get the job you really want! Dont forget us!

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  20. LyndaOctober 3, 2008 at 2:14 AM

    Good Luck Weas!

    Hurry home but I hope you get the job you really want! Dont forget us!

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  21. Cut-N-JumpOctober 3, 2008 at 2:38 PM

    Maybe Tim- from Tim's Hairy Snack Shack- could snack on this guys 'pits'.

    It could satisfy them both...

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  22. Walk OnOctober 4, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    Hey Weasel,

    Here's something else to check out. :)
    http://tinyurl.com/4losqz

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  23. NosniktaOctober 4, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    *** Maybe Tim- from Tim's Hairy Snack Shack- could snack on this guys 'pits'**

    GAHHHHH! ROFLMAO!

    Wouldn't that tickle? In addition, have you ever seen a guy whose deodorant has clumped up in his pit hairs lmao... geeerossss. Smegma Pit.

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  24. lusitano epiphanyOctober 5, 2008 at 7:08 PM

    Happy 3 months Weasel, here's to many more!

    And that tattoo is fucking HOT HOT HOT.

    Oh wait, no it's not. It's nasty, offensive, and tacky. I love this blog! :D

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  25. AnonymousOctober 6, 2008 at 7:30 AM

    If he really needs visual stimulation to jack off, that's pretty clever.

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  26. NosniktaOctober 6, 2008 at 11:01 AM

    Then he must be left-handed.

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  27. Fhtrkstr101October 6, 2008 at 1:05 PM

    is it bad that i didnt get the tattoo unil i looked at it closer? ive seen it probably 10 times now!

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  28. LyndaOctober 6, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    I miss Weas.... hurry back!

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  29. MaryOctober 8, 2008 at 6:26 PM

    Jesus! Did the man retire to a life of getting gummers while sipping fruity little cocktails?!

    I'm not really back either. I got a sinus infection for a wedding gift! FUN!

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  30. MaryOctober 8, 2008 at 6:27 PM

    Nos, that would resemble tweeter lint

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  31. UnknownOctober 9, 2008 at 7:26 PM

    "Someone's going to regret that tattoo one day"

    Hell, I already regret seeing it. Beeg hug and best o luck...NOT a fun process (though I can say it's even less fun when you're not called back for the job you know damn well you should've gotten...)

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