virgin needs HELP!!!! man seeking woman- 24 yrs.
someone help me im 24 and never had sex i have given oral to a girl expecting to get sex but never happened so im pretty good at it i just want something in return oral but sex would be great i hate being a virgin i can host or ill come to you.
You'll host?
By the looks of things, the only thing your petri-dish of an apartment will ever host is a mutant strain of Staphyloccus Bactegenerium Amoglotae.
Spend any more than five minutes in that cesspool of an apartment and I'd sprout a berry patch of forest mushrooms on my elbows.
Therefore, I suggest you try killing two birds with one stone.
Try fucking a maid.
Damn that's some good advice cuz maids are fucking hot! Well the ones in my fantasies are!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I once had a guy who called me to come over and see is room, cause his roommate's GF cleaned it!!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure the only mutant in that apartment is staph? I swear, I can smell the E. coli gleefully proliferating in those putrid piles of sweaty gym socks and unwashed underwear.
ReplyDeleteI love how he says he's "pretty good at it"
ReplyDeleteIf you give oral to a gal (once), and she doesn't want you to ever do it again, I'm going to have to say that you're NOT good at it.