Friday, December 11, 2009

WWHM Blames Porn Vol. XXXXVI: The Lecture

Do you have a pornstar appettite for sex?- 42M

Women get upset at men for watching porn but the truth is this is because men get tired of women that are not good in bed. We have fantasies about women and watch fantasy acts in porn because women won't participate in them in real life because most women aren't kinky or adventuorus. Also women in porn seem to enjoy performing oral sex on men but women in real life do not. Why doesn't a woman want to do something knowing that it pleased him so much?

Some women seem to enjoy sex a little bit but most women dont enjoy sex as much as women in porn do even if their acting. Most women forget about sex and don't like it and some women don't have any interest in sex at all. It's not as important to women and they don't want it so they are not good in bed or act uninterested in sex. Women in porn act like a man would want a woman to act in bed, they make it this way to appeal to men. They wear sexy outfits and men are turned on by this so it makes for a better sexual response in real life.

I am looking for an attractive and sexy woman with a pornstar sex drive and a sense of adventure. Maybe it is you? Me: 42, average looking, not ugly, 7 inchs long, 51/2 around, shaved. You must perform oral sex on me until I cum, it is hard to make me cum from oral sex so you will have your work cut out for you. Be dirty and wear your sexiest outfit!

Please attach a current photo with your response.

Brandon

We feel your pain, ladies.

Just when you start to feel comfortable diving headfirst into a virtual relationship, a new league of impotent male incompetents manage to dump their intellectual stool samples into the online dating pool. But fear not, ladies, as their Downey-soft erections exhibit no more rigidity than the freshly shampooed mane of a gold-ribbon showpony. Rather, we invite you to take solace at WWHM Headquarters, where we're proud to offer fresh guava juice and Nilla wafers to your right, and a state-of-the-art vagina resuscitation device to your left. We've also acquired a considerable stack of Febreze coupons and a pair of tweezers, so join WWHM as we parse through a few stool samples and identify the nuts.

Nuts like Brandon, for example, who recently released his hands and a flurry of middle-aged moths from his BattleBots briefs to scribe a personal ad based upon the intricate plotline of Meerkat ManWhore IV: Strike of the One-Eyed Snake. Deftly sidestepping trivial matters such as personal interests and accomplishments, Brandon instead garnishes his penis with heavily fortified numbers and serves up a wholly unsatisfying dish of male ineptitude and ignorance regarding the female libido. Brandon, if you'd like to re-create how women feel about your personal ad, here's a little experiment you can try at home: Dump a bucket of ice water on a cat.

Brandon nevertheless ignites the weak flicker of his philosophical heat lamp in a failed effort to melt the rigid clitoricicles of his potential female conquests. As women flee like gazelle from a low-flying helicopter, Brandon chastises the fairer sex for their lack of enthusiasm in bed, suggests women doll themselves up like porn stars, and concludes by unequivocally demanding a blowjob in order to qualify for a date. I'm not necessarily saying Brandon's lecture cools a woman's sex drive, but after my girlfriend read his personal ad, a polar bear stuck his head out of her vagina and ordered a mug of hot chocolate.

Unfortunately, Brandon provides us with just the latest example of an entitled, infantile dolt who sincerely believes a woman should behave just like her porn star counterparts. Sure, Brandon, after a hard day at work, a woman enjoys nothing more than lounging around spread eagle in her high-heel thigh-high latex boots, pouring a gallon of milk over her breasts, then shaving her pubic hair into the shape of a corn chip. Perhaps frustrated after the pizza guy fails to show, she'll furiously masturbate with an item of fresh produce, pour a can of clam chowder on her face, and call it a night.

Brandon ultimately fails in that he can't see the forest for the trees. Or, more specifically, he won't see a forest because of his sapling. You see, Brandon never quite addresses the obvious commonality between all the women he so condescendingly refers to as "boring in bed": Namely, the fact that they were all sleeping with Brandon. Women intrinsically recognize this, yet Brandon can't. And if that alone isn't cause enough to mummify his genitals, the clitoris actually contains a sophisticated sonar device which emits a series of inaudible chirps to warn other women about the presence of sub-par male sexual partners, and in Brandon's case, the overwhelming cacophony of high-pitched tones has even hard-of-hearing dogs burrowing holes to Bhutan.

In the Christmas spirit of providing guidance to the more ill-informed amongst us, WWHM would like to offer Brandon a few departing bedroom tips gathered from a roundtable of qualified men who fully understand that a "G Spot" isn't the brand name of a high-impact carpet stain remover. To wit:

  • Brandon, your penis is not a club, and the cervix is not a baby seal.

  • If you find your sex partner leafing through an aluminum siding brochure while you're going down on her, chances are your cunnilingus skills resemble a teenage giraffe gnawing parking decals off a car bumper.

  • Post-coitus, most women won't hurriedly brush off their inner thighs as if dismounting an unwashed mule. If they do, you fucking sucked.

  • If you can't manage to satisfy her in Round 1, make sure you properly finish the job in Round 2. It helps if, when grabbing your penis for Round 2, she doesn't feel like she's pulling taffy at a county fair refreshments booth.

In conclusion, Brandon, WWHM offers you the same advice we disburse to the majority of men we feature on our blog: Owning a penis no more makes you a quality fuck than owning a wrench makes you a quality auto mechanic. More often than not, if you find a woman unresponsive during sex, it's either because she's not interested in fucking what's between your ears, or because you're fucking her with all the muted stylings of a newborn puppy dry humping your grandmother's leg.

Ninety percent of sexually active single women would love an opportunity to make even the most seasoned porn star look like a listless bag of beets, yet only five percent of men can provide her the means and the brains to make her happily gnaw the bedpost into an effigy of the exact penis with which she is currently being fucked.

You know why, Brandon? Look in the mirror, dumbshit.


(As you guys know, I've been toiling away for over a year now without any advertising income from my websites. I've teamed up with Babeland, a very classy, reputable, and female-owned and operated sex boutique with stores in Seattle and New York City, so please feel free to support WWHM and PLFM by expressing your kink through the links on my websites. Believe me, there isn't a classier operation in the business. Thanks guys!)




218 comments:

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Ferret said...

"pulling taffy at the county fair refreshments booth"

Hahahahahaahaa! That will never stop being funny.

I love when men blame women for their lack of enthusiasm for sex. Of course, if a women failed to give this jag-off a boner, that would be because she's not turning him on. So essentially what we can garner from douchebags like this is: anything wrong with the all the libidos of the world is all because of women.

You heard that ladies! If you fail to make a man's penis hard it's your fault. If you fail to get aroused when a man works his magic on you, it's your fault. One way ticket on the guilt train. All aboard.

Pandarsenic said...

Clitoricicle is the greatest portmanteau in existence.

Sheila said...

Why does an "average looking, not ugly" (by his own admission!) guy expect that "an attractive and sexy woman with a pornstar sex drive and a sense of adventure" will give him the time of day, let alone a blow job? Sheesh.

Thingsthatperplexme said...

"the clitoris actually contains a sophisticated sonar device which emits a series of inaudible chirps to warn other women about the presence of sub-par male sexual partners"

Weas, this is probably true. Welcome back, honey!

SweetPea said...

OMG!! I missed you weas... and now that I'm back on the dating scene your advice couldn't be more needed or appreciated :)

Glad to have you back, bud!!

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Anonymous said...

Fortunately I'm alone in the barn this morning (other than the dogs & horses), so I didn't have to explain to my older and far more uptight co-workers why I was laughing... Welcome Back Weas!

Eccentric_Lady said...

"Brandon ultimately fails in that he can't see the forest for the trees. Or, more specifically, he won't see a forest because of his sapling."

Ha! I think you hit the nail on the head there, Weasel. This post had me laughing out loud a lot.

Welcome back!

Niko said...

Glad to see you posting again!

Your comparisons and metaphors are hilarious and witty as always. As per usual, I'm jealous.

Looking forward to more, and your behind the scenes blog.

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http://kingofdeprecation.blogspot.com

Katie said...

YOU'RE ALIVE!

*explodes with malicious glee*

Anonymous said...

Good to see you back Weasel, I was beginning to fear we'd lost you....

Love those metaphors, keep 'em coming ;-)

The funniest blog on the internet, I've spent days reading through all the back issues - classic stuff!

Mrs. Lazaro said...

Amazing stuff, Weas. The line about the gold-ribbon show pony just killed it. Genius! And worth the wait, though I--like many of your fans--have missed you!

Shelley said...

Welcome back, Weasel! We missed you!

TackLady said...

Welcome back, Weasel!

Anonymous said...

Subsonic chirps, baby. A small but important distinction.

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

>>ou see, Brandon never quite addresses the obvious commonality between all the women he so condescendingly refers to as "boring in bed": Namely, the fact that they were all sleeping with Brandon. Women intrinsically recognize this, yet Brandon can't.<<

Bwahahahaha! So true!

One thing I'm not sure that a lot of men know is that the exact same woman will put on a pornstar-esque performance with one man, and lie there wondering if she needs to pick up more kitty litter before the weekend with another. The right men bring out the pornstar in us; the wrong men just put us to sleep.

Sorry, Brandon, but you're probably a snoozer!

Oh, and P.S., few things turn us on LESS than finding out that making you cum from oral is going to be a WHOLE lot of work. The only one who is going to get excited about that statement is a doctor who treats TMJ.

Mary said...

YAYYYYYYYY!!!!! He's BACK!!!!!

Thanks for the early Christmas present!!!!

41yroldhorsegal said...

"Post-coitus, most women won't hurriedly brush off their inner thighs as if dismounting an unwashed mule. If they do, you fucking sucked."
OMG I have done this! And yes, it sucked!!

As fugly said.. it depends on the guy. A few can bring out our inner porn star easily. Others... I'd rather clean the litter box. It's more satisfying.

Welcome back, Weasel, I missed the unique laughter your writing provides!

Silly Swedish Skier Says So said...

P.S. Brandon, men like porn because its PORN. Also, women like it too. They may not admit it, but if you take a touch in their important parts, it'll show, they like it.

Anonymous said...

Good to have you back, weas!!!

Kyla said...

Aha! I knew that, eventually, my relentless checking for an update would pay off!

Anonymous said...

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diane said...

"Owning a penis no more makes you a quality fuck than owning a wrench makes you a quality auto mechanic."

LMAO!!!!!

Thanks, Weas. I needed that!!

And ladies, great comments.

Happy holidays, all!!

Karmyn said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Porn lied to you.
Just look at Ron Jeremy. Funny, intelligent, nice guy, but do you think he would get laid if he wasn't a porn star?

Anonymous said...

*snort* "Clitoricicle" was what sealed the deal for me. So...much...good...stuff...can't...process...all...in...one...sitting. I must go back and read it over and over again, to better bask in your wit and brevity. *Squeal!* So happy you are back!

Anonymous said...

Just what we wanted for Christmas! A new post! But I could have done without the lump of coal (aka the link to Sarah 'I date the men from this blog' Palin site)!

Sandra said...

SO glad to see you're back!!!! I absolutely love this blog! :)

RebelJubilee said...

*Happy Dance!!* Weasel's back!


Good to see that you're not dead, I was starting to wonder. I hope everything has been going well with you.

me said...

Non rhetorical question: Do men really, actually hate women?

Does my son actually hate me? He ACTS like he does. Does my ex-husband really HATE me? He ACTS like he does.

I don't understand this he-man-woman-hater club.

Freud? I prefer Jung. Still, I'm confused.

me said...

P.S. Porn is a scourge.

MJ said...

You're back! And in fine form, too. Hooray, Weasel! Please don't make us suffer that kind of dry spell again. Jeez.

Erin said...

Glad to see you're back, Weas!

El-Mango said...

I MISSED YOU WEASLE!!!!! <3

And this man made my vagina sprout 3 polarbears all asking for a warm shower

Anonymous said...

YES!! You're back! Welcome back, Weas! I missed you too!

The thing that really gets me about this particular idiot is that he displays a clear awareness that porn stars are just acting and many don't actually feel the enthusiasm they're portraying. It says a huge amount about Brandon's quality as a lover that he says he realises this, but doesn't care. Aka: 'I don't care whether you enjoy the sex, I expect you to pretend you do. Sod your pleasure, just make sure you focus on mine'. How charming.

My boyfriend is 7 years older than me and had learned a few things about relationships I hadn't when we were relatively new to each other. So a few years back, when I'd already spent many months doing everything I could to please him and was growing cranky and tired as a result, he said to me, 'if you want to do X (forget what it was now), go ahead and do it. Don't worry about me, I'm fine either way. You'll end up regretting not doing the stuff you want to do. It's your life, so live it the way you want to'. To this day I thank my lucky stars I had someone to remind me of that when I was still young enough to make the 'men must come first' mistake.

I hope you're reading this, Brandon. ~ H

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Linda said...

Ha ha,ya ,I read between the lines.
He should just write the truth.
One inadequate male seeks rock star woman ,,so he can blame her for the fact that he's inadequate.
Ummm,,ya,,buddy,,good luck wit DAT!

I think I MET this guy,,several times. He sees himself as a challange,,,and I know he hates me already,,before he says hello.

Anastasia said...

Damnit, W. It's been almost four f*cking months. What the hell, man.

Great post, though. Thanks, I guess. Grumblepout.

Pi*d said...

"Humm...so in all the sex I've had, the women aren't enthused like in the movies. What could it be? It can't be me, my penis is 5.5inches round!" (I'm a male and I still found it weird that someone would measure the circumference of their tool. Am I just being prude? I had to convert it to metric and divide by pi to get an idea of how big that was.)
"Dammit, it's really bugging me why women don't act like they do in staged movies in which the whole point is to see a fantasy that's difficult, and sometimes impossible, to recreate in real life. Oh, I got it! It must be the women!"

Anonymous said...

OK, the Polar Bear thing was brilliant (and Weas... welcome back, mate. I've missed you.)

So, does that mean that for every woman that Brandon approaches, there's a home for a Polar Bear who can't live on the dissolving pack ice any more?

Could Brandon be the answer to Global Warming?

Hillbilly Duhn said...

Stumbled across your blog today, and wow, just wow!! I loved it!

Anonymous said...

Oh Weasel, I missed you so much!

Khazar-khum said...

He's 42, not ugly, shaved, 7" tall & 51/2" around? I think I see his problem.

Anonymous said...

Funny how so many men think that women aren't interested in sex when it's really just that women aren't interested in sex with self-absorbed douches who couldn't find their own ass with a roadmap and both hands, nevermind their girlfriend's clit.

Eva Gallant said...

That was hysterical! I'm so glad I followed Hillbilly's link!

Aleta said...

ROTFLMAO: " but after my girlfriend read his personal ad, a polar bear stuck his head out of her vagina and ordered a mug of hot chocolate."

This was hilarious and the rest of the post - perfect!

BikerPuppy said...

I have missed your writing more than you will ever know.

Rhyadawn said...

WEAS!!!! OMG I've missed you! So glad your back!

Joe Mama said...

It's obvious that Brandon needs a prostitute. Not that I condone prostitution, but he obviously needs a professional who can act the part of a porn star. Weird that he knows that porn is fake & overacted, yet he still wants a woman to act like that. I think it's more appealing to me to hear my wife naturally oralize when she climaxes rather than fake porn screaming. At least I know it's real. Real beats fake any day.

hellkell said...

"Clitorisicles." I'm so glad you're back. I missed you.

God Of Bacon said...

I'm never going to be able to delete the image of that poor polar bear.

Lynne said...

me,

Of course not all men hate women. Obviously some do, but not all. If your son acts like he hates you then you are doing something wrong but that's actually good news. It means changing your behavior will change his. If my guess is correct, he is a teenager and you are probably still treating him like he's 12. Common mistake. Teens are apprentices for adulthood. Of course you want to set proper boundaries but don't try to stop him from growing up - it's what he's supposed to do! Loosen the reins gradually because you don't want him to reach adulthood without first having learned what he needs to know. And pick your battles. If it's not important, let him choose for himself.

Lynne said...

Weasel, SO glad you are back! I'm following both blogs on Facebook now!

Lynne said...

me,

Of course not all men hate women. Obviously some do, but not all. If your son acts like he hates you then you are doing something wrong but that's actually good news. It means changing your behavior will change his. If my guess is correct, he is a teenager and you are probably still treating him like he's 12. Common mistake. Teens are apprentices for adulthood. Of course you want to set proper boundaries but don't try to stop him from growing up - it's what he's supposed to do! Loosen the reins gradually because you don't want him to reach adulthood without first having learned what he needs to know. And pick your battles. If it's not important, let him choose for himself.

Vaquerogirl said...

So glad you are back! I missed all those interesting tidbits you send!

Anonymous said...

Regarding Babeland - they are, as Weasel says, a top-notch organization. I've shopped for toys there, and I've even taken some of their classes. It's owned by women and operated with brains and compassion.

S&W said...

Let me get this straight. If I wanted to date this douchemaster, I would have to be Jesse Jane. His big selling point is "not ugly and has penis." You know, I've often wondered were the not-ugly guys with penises were. They have to be in high demand. Thanks Weasel!

Hyena Overlord said...

"the clitoris actually contains a sophisticated sonar device which emits a series of inaudible chirps to warn other women about the presence of sub-par male sexual partners"

Fucking brilliant! I have Sean Connery's voice (luvs Sean) saying "One ping only" in my head.

Welcome back Weasel. Merry Christmas!!!

bhm said...

As a Canadian I am deeply concerned about our melting ice cap and the resulting loss of polar bear habitat. I am greatly relieved that Brandon and others out there are doing there part to create new habitat for this endangered species.

D.B. said...

I am so sick of women blaming men for things not being the way they want them to be. You want to be treated with respect? Then QUIT HANGING OUT IN BARS AND LOOKING FOR MEN AT STARBUCK'S. Go and find a man with principles. They are out there. You just need to stop expecting guys who look like they're 19 to act like the paragon of moral responsibility. They won't. You hook up with Peter Pan, you get little boy behavior. Deal with it. Moral men don't hang out in the places where you're looking, anyway. We are out there. You being angry doesn't change that. Oh, and STOP BLAMING YOUR MATES FOR THINGS YOUR FATHERS AND FIRST HUSBANDS DID. 'Kay, Cupcake?

S&W said...

D.B.,
If that is your idea of a personal ad then I sincerely look forward to a future blog all about how not to get laid featuring you.

Crystal said...

You do such an incredibly important service for humanity. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

DB,

Usually men who are sick of "women" meaning the few women they've actually had contact with, are not very good at getting dates. Maybe if you eliminated that chip off your shoulder, you'd have better luck.

Mack Truck said...

DB, there are women hating, self obssessed, over entitled men everywhere, not just at bars and Starbucks. Neither of which I frequent.

Some of the most narrow minded, misogynistic men I've ever met have been 'good' church going individuals.

What is it about loving Jesus that turns some men into asshole control freaks? My guess is that they were always asshole control freaks, but think the Bible gives them validation for acting that way. Which it doesn't, if you interpret it correctly.

A GOOD relationship is about both partners, not just one. My concern is that my partner is satisfied, and his is that I am. That way, neither of us feels unloved and left out.

When you take out respect and concern for the other partner, there's nothing that would make a man like that attractive to me.

If it's ALWAYS about him and getting his nut off, he can masturbate until his dick falls off, as far as I'm concerned.

If Brandon wants a woman who acts like a prostitute without worrying about her own satisfaction, then he needs to cut to the chase and just hire a hooker.

Claire said...

Weasel! You're back! I've missed WWHM so much! And I've never used this many exclamation marks in a comment in my life! I must really mean it!

S&W said...

Oh good job Mack Truck, now we don't NEED the blog on how not to get laid.
Just ruin it for everybody why don'tcha?

Seriously though, we're just as unlikely to date douchemeisters that have no concern for their partner as we are unlikely to date men that insult our intelligence.

Yes, that's a general "we."
Not meant to be all inclusive, if you like being insulted or giving blow jobs without getting anything back, more power to you.

shikishinobi said...

What a wanker! While I have met men who blur some lines of reality and fiction from time to time, never before to this magnitude.
The problem is simple and psychological; men want casual sex more than women because of the natural human need to procreate (which this loser shouldn't). Women don't feel the need as heavily as men, as women have more to do during pregnancy. Looking at that, I can't blame them either.
My advice; get this guy back to basic porn flicks that don't have any fetishes, or throw him on the gay scene. If he wants people who act like porn stars, he can find a few there.

killjoy said...

Moral men don't hang out in the places where you're looking, anyway.

Moral men don't go to Starbucks? This is news to me. Are you a very devout Mormon, perchance?

bhm said...

Help! Satan is tempting me with a cup of coffee.

xenobiologista said...

Yay Weasel is back!

As to the person who suggested that Brandon hire a prostitute...do you think he actually has enough money for one?

Anonymous said...

I guarantee Brandon to be screaming all during our sexin' and on the way to the ER. Remember that horse video with the guy in Seattle? Neigh? We-e-e-ell-ll, Wilbur, twern't near enough screaming.

Meow meow said...

Hoo boy. Sounds like D.B. got his heart trampled on. Poor kid.

Buck up, son! Good women are out there. You just got to stop lecturing them. You might want to ditch that paternalistic tone, too.

platkat said...

"Meerkat ManWhore IV: Strike of the One-Eyed Snake"

I lol'ed! Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

You're Back!! Yesssss!!! :) as usual, I laughed my face off.

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How do you think credit crunch affected porn?


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Jacki said...

The man obviously has a myriad of STDs from the hookers he's roofied, and then fucked for approximately 1.4 minutes. Bless.

Laura said...

Not sure what to say that hasn't been said already, but glad to have the blog back.

And D.B., wow, I have no idea why a catch like you is still single.

Tessie said...

"but most women dont enjoy sex as much as women in porn do even if their acting"
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Aside from the spelling and comprehension fails which mark Brendon as a dumbass...

Hello? Acting in porn movies is *A JOB*. They *MAKE MONEY*. Aside from the many reasons why women don't act like porn stars *with Brandon*, women don't act like women in porn movies for the same reason that nobody delivers newspapers or mows lawns or picks tomatoes or drives a taxi for free. Ron Jeremy could charitably be described as "not ugly", but his co-stars don't sex him because he's a nice guy, they sex him because they have a choice between answering phones fot $10. an hour vs. sexing Ron Jeremy for $1000. an hour.

Stroke King said...

WOW longest comment i've ever seen. and i hope that you wont hate me if i told you that i love what i read on this post. i admit sometimes i am not fair on my partner... im out of words.. hehe

Bart said...

I'm reading your post first time and It is great. Really don't know what to say about because your post explains it all. Great job.

Boston single said...

It reminds me one line:" Fantasy of reality is far better than reality". Being in a relationship itself turns you on. There is no need of porn.

Revrant said...

That was a hilarious read, just stumbled across this site on a random google search.

I understand some of what he means, and no, most women will not do anything kinky, although I do love a good penis effigy.

I've had a lot of casual hook ups, and the majority of women are just not that stimulated by sex. The majority only come to me because they miss being with a man, not because they miss mounting one, I think it's just natural that men desire actual sex where women can sometimes treat it like a chore. I've been told repeatedly no man can match the pleasure of a pen-sized vibrator anyway, and that's what I've come to accept.

If I had a nine inch wang and the skills of a French bachelor that stupid little thing would still beat me.

annoyedslacker said...

not all guys are like this, i really do have to say sorry for my male friends in this world. most guys, unfortunately, fail at everything in life. so they think if they can prove themselves as masters of sex that they can live a life that has some meaning, which is complete bull. take it from a 19 year old virgin that really would much rather hold a girl than fuck her.

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Anonymous said...

I've never met a single woman who wants a man to cum in her face. Brandon didn't mention this, but maybe the porn he's watching is too old for the infamous "money shot."

izzypie said...

"Also women in porn seem to enjoy performing oral sex on men but women in real life do not."

I'd like to highlight the word SEEM. They SEEM to enjoy performing oral sex on men. Well Brandon, that's called acting, and they are paid to do it.

Some girls like to do it because they love their boyfriend/husband and want to make him feel good. Not because he TOLD HER to get down there and work, like this ad so charmingly does.

This is why I hate porn produced by men, for men. It creates an unrealistic expectation of how women should behave in bed. I will relate to you a story a female friend recently shared:

"[My boyfriend and I] have a good sex life and we make things interesting. I wear lingerie sometimes if I'm in the mood to, we give each other oral and we try new positions when we want to. Anyway, he watched some porn the other night and wanted to know why I didn't offer to do it in that position, because it looked like the girl was really getting off on it. So we tried. Well, the verdict's in- the reason I haven't done it with him that way until now, and the reason none of his exes did is because it's effing painful! sorry but I'm no yoga expert and I have a bladder so please stop poking it and let me unfold from this weird ass pretzel position! I take back what I said about porn stars not being actresses, they are damn fine actresses to pretend something like that is enjoyable!"

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