Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Another Fitness Freak In Panties

Like a guy in panties?

SWM avergage guy looking for a gal who thinks a guy in panties is hot.... are you out there?

(Sound of crickets.)

Something smells funny.

It smells like a hearty, meaty combination of unemployed mall security guard, chicken wing sweat, and whatever perfume the 12 year-old girl down the hall wears.

Sounds like a new recipe for Campbells Soups.

Mansack Soups. Just add nuts.

If you happen to respond to this personal ad, do me a favor and ask him long he had to sit in that chair before a bored swarm of Peruvian blue moths decided to cocoon his penis.

14 comments:

Sarah Jeanne Lombardo said...

I HAVE those panties.
D:

Weasel said...

You HAD those panties!

wheelin126 said...

Well I WANT those panties!! I need another box of kleenex this blog is just too damn funny!!

CutNJump said...

Can I get a bra with those panties?

I wouldn't want to be mismatched...

Cat Scratch said...

HOLY!?!?!

oh...GOWD!!
I bet he smells worse than my ferret when he is wet!

Monica said...

Just what I want. Some fat hairy guy in my grandma's panties.

Ariela_HvM said...

"...bored swarm of Peruvian blue moths decided to cocoon his penis."
Weasel, I think this is my favorite comment of yours on this site. You come up with the most random, hilarious ways to pinpoint exactly what is wrong with these losers.

El-Mango said...

*eyes burn* I just BOUGHT those panties

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Anonymous said...

It looks like a big piece of smelly poo, in the front. Seriously, it looks like a turd! It doesn't look like a penis.

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Cunis Diabolis said...

I'm crying now

Igraine said...

That is so disgusting!