No Games, No Bribes, No BullShi* - man seeking woman- 42 yrs
I'm inviting you to my upscale home where I'll be your lolly pop for the day. Must be 420 and "winter" friendly with a love for all day sex.
I didn’t know Tootsie Pop came out with a new flavor called “Coked-Up Hairy Man’s Abdomen.”
Even if you were a lollipop, even the thirstiest, most ecstasy-addled club kid wouldn’t suck on you for a gallon of orange juice and eight bags of fresh glowsticks.
See, this is what happens when you use cocaine.
One minute your chopping up lines with your friends, and the next thing you know you're alone in your neighbors garage taking pictures of yourself wearing purple panties, a blouse, and a purple hat with a picture of a seal balancing a balloon on it’s nose.
Thinking everything is just normal as can be.
Wait. Is that Charlie Sheen?