Sex For You 37 (east)
You want more than a man who uses your body to jerk off with. I can please you and wear you out when we get connected by my appendage. I can make you tingle all over and you'll climax repeatedly until you don't want me to put my junk in you any more. love jason
I was having a conversation with my friend Jen the other day about fantasies. She told me she had a fantasy about a tall, dark, muscular man dressed in armor riding atop a black stallion rescuing her from a beach. Could I, she asked, find a personal ad just for her?
Well, yes Jen, I can.
Except I've replaced "tall muscular dark man dressed in armor" with "short awkward man in tight nut-splitting white cut-offs", I've exchanged "stallion" with a "1986 Ford Ranger," and I've substituted "beach" with "Fresno."
A little different, but it's not going to change the fact that judging by the wording in his ad, when Jason is ready to make love to you, he's going to whisper softly in your ear "Baby, can I bump your moose knuckle?"
Look for Jason's new romance novel "Let Me Cockhump Your Mouth" at a Barnes and Noble near you in July.