Thursday, May 1, 2008
virgin needs HELP!!!! man seeking woman- 24 yrs.
someone help me im 24 and never had sex i have given oral to a girl expecting to get sex but never happened so im pretty good at it i just want something in return oral but sex would be great i hate being a virgin i can host or ill come to you.
By the looks of things, the only thing your petri-dish of an apartment will ever host is a mutant strain of Staphyloccus Bactegenerium Amoglotae.
Spend any more than five minutes in that cesspool of an apartment and I'd sprout a berry patch of forest mushrooms on my elbows.
Therefore, I suggest you try killing two birds with one stone.
Try fucking a maid.