Sunday, December 7, 2008

WWHM Presents: The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Commercial In TV History

This is an actual commercial for an actual product produced back in the 80's.

Turn the sound down and enjoy the wonderful reactions of the kids as they ooze each other.

Hmmmm, those facial expressions look eerily familiar.


25 comments:

Thingsthatperplexme said...

OMFG. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen, EVER. It is so hard trying not to fall over laughing hysterically at work...LOL

Anonymous said...

What marketing department thought that was a good idea?!?

RebelJubilee said...

I second anonymous, why?

CaliGirl9 said...

I wonder if any of the boys in this commercial ended up with a career in adult films? 'Cause they seem to have the facial expressions and "action sequences" down pat.

Trainer X said...

ROFLMAO!!!!! OMFG! That is the best thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Love it!

Liz said...

I watched it both with and without sound and great googly moogly it is so much more disturbing w/o sound!

Jadis said...

O
M
G

ROFLMFAO!!

Thanks, Weasel!!

Persnickety Ticker said...

OMG. And did anyone catch the way the boy in the begining was "pumping" his Oozinator? Methinks he is a little too good with the hand technique there.

nip/tuck said...

Way funny... and why does the ooze have to be whitish? They could have at least made it purple or green or something.

Anonymous said...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.... I love the 80s.

Hyena Overlord said...

*LMAO* Thanks Weas...that's hystercial. I want one for Xmas

Anonymous said...

You know someone in the marketing department there was laughing his or her ass off covertly and just waiting for that commercial to be made.

Unknown said...

I remember seeing this on a "toys that made you gay" video on youtube. I seriously don't remember seeing any during the 80s but the commercial sure made the rounds!

Anonymous said...

That toy probably did well with boys.

kahara said...

LOL! Since I was only a wee kid in the 80's, this commercial has now taken a TOTALLY different turn for me. A very hilarious one. And why does the "ooze" have to be whitish and...thickish? And squirt at random intervals as if it requires several convulsive pumps to release it onto yonder grimacing boys?

Anonymous said...

And why does the "ooze" have to be whitish and...thickish? And squirt at random intervals as if it requires several convulsive pumps to release it onto yonder grimacing boys?

Kahara, you mean you know of other things that do that?!

:D

Weasel said...

This video had me in tears.

The face on the kid at the end in the red t-shirt just kills me.

Brandy said...

On first viewing, my eyes lost focus after the first kid appears to rub the 'ooze' joyously into his shirt. But yes, that last fellow does appear to be saying "YES, YES!!"

OMFG!

"Yeah, you have to pump it to keep the pressure up so it can squirt..."

Add the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom, and you have a real party!

kahara said...

Diablo said...
"Kahara, you mean you know of other things that do that?!

:D"

Whatever do you mean? Tee-hee *glowing halo appears*

CSY said...

Holy cow!!! I thought I was watching one of hubby's porn movies for a second there...with the cum shots. I almost peed my panites when I saw this one! TOO funny!

Cut-N-Jump said...

I had to watch it three time to get the sound to work- yeah, I am a brilliant, glowing, light bulb this morning...

I agree with Liz- almost more disturbing without sound.

Why does the ooze need to be whiteish and thick? And spring forth after pumping? Can you reload with yogurt for the same effect?

Unknown said...

I saw this in the context of discussions of perversion in toys. If you think this is bad, look up Marimokkori.

xenobiologista said...

I'm really having trouble believing that this and the Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick were real products that existed at some point before being - ha, ha - withdrawn.

But I just saw a full double-decker bus wrap ad for Chupa Chups (a brand of lollipops) that said "The Joy of Sucking" so anything's possible >_<

Anonymous said...

It's interesting to see just how pervasive virtual memory has become in our lives. It's like everywhere I turn, I see something with a card slot or USB port, lol. I guess it makes sense though, considering how inexpensive memory has become lately...

Gahhhh, I shouldn't be moaning and groaning. I can't make it through a single day without using my R4 / R4i!

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