Monday, July 6, 2009

Zipperworm Escapes on NYC Subway

Man, WWHM seriously loves our devoted readers.

Today, longtime WWHM reader LM shares with us a lovely photograph she took during a recent trip home on the New York City subway system.

Seems LM, like most people, was minding her own business playing a game on her cellphone.

When she looked up, however, she found this strapping young assclam staring at her intently with, of course, his dick hanging out of his pants.

Rather than freak out, LM did the right thing.

She snapped a photo and sent it in to WWHM, where we will gladly post it for all to see.

Needless to say, he panicked and ran off the subway at the very next stop.

But no worries, my friend, because we've captured your beautiful moment in time forever!

And boy would it suck if your boss found out! On that note, if you know this guy, where he works or where he lives, email us and we'll gladly post all of his information as a matter of public interest.

Or, in the case of his dick, public disinterest.

LM posted her experience on Craigslist and also sent it to our friends over at, so now her story, and his cock, are going national. If you'd like to see the uncensored photos, you can find his glorious kielbasa posted right here.

Thanks LM!

***Update: This is turning into a serial flasher case. Many NYC women reporting this guy has flashed them in the past. I smell blood.***