Thursday, April 10, 2008
Master of the Obvious
looking for woman- man 4 woman 35 years old
sex please. or would like more head.
This guy needs more head like he needs to walk through an airport security checkpoint with a clock, a fuse, and a bottle with a skull emblazoned on the side labelled "Poison- for the pilot."
Look at that dome. It doesn't even fit in the picture.
I could park a Hyundai Elantra in that skull and have enough space left over for a church bus full of retards to play catch with a boxload of pre-softened frisbees.
Yet I digress.
I think that the key to a successful personal ad for males is to differentiate oneself from the pack.
One way to not differentiate yourself in any way as a guy is to state that you "want more head."
For women, trying to find a guy that "wants more head" is like trying to find a guy with a nose on his face. Yeah, it's not too difficult.
In fact, even if you were to find a guy born without a nose on his face, and you asked him if he could have one thing, anything, in this world, even while pointing at the obvious absence of a nose on his face, I know what his answer would be.
"Hmm. I guess I would like more head."