Thursday, April 24, 2008

Pussy


Looking for a good women - 39

This is new for me but I am willing to give it a shot I want a woman that can share my love for writing, cats and movies. I have two cats that are my baby’s I love a women that loves cats Purrrrrrr…… So if you are between the age of 34-55 send me a reply and a picture.


There's only one thing more pathetic than a woman whose life revolves around her stupid cats.

And that is a single man that simply has cats.

Thinking about a single man owning cats causes me to heave violently like a dog who just ate a wheelbarrow full of lawn clippings.

But, perhaps ladies, you enjoy tugging incessantly for hours on a small, flaccid and utterly useless penis. You could probably blow this guy for 15 straight minutes and still use his penis as a twisty on a loaf of bread.

But if you ever really want to get him hard, you just have to whisper two simple words into his ear:

David Beckham.

5 comments:

CaliGirl9 said...

What a cute pussy ... cat.

Sistah said...

Son of a bitch! That looks like my cat.

Irish Chicken Soup said...

I went on a date with a guy who had a cat once...

...her name was Sophie...

You now know why I'm here.

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