Lawnmower Boy

doing your chores for sex !*! 19 year old stud ! compleat satisfaction garanteed

read the post im doing all your chores around the house and your getting fucked that easy no strings attached :)

Because nothing screams complete female sexual satisfaction like a fat, awkward 19 year-old boy who begs you to mow your lawn for some ass.

Show-Off

c*mmmmmmmm

i am a attractive 32 yr old male. I am an exhibitionist, which means i love showing my c*ck off. I am totally addicted to masturbation and being watch, especially by strangers. Sometimes i will go out in my car and drive up to strangers roll down my window and show them my nice c*ck. Sometimes i will masturbate in front of them. I am totally addicted to this and wanting someone who either does the same thing or turned on by this practice. Or maybe i can stand outside your window and i can show you my nice c*ck.

I hate it when women show me their babies. "Look at my baby," they'll command, hurling the infant into my arms like it was on fire. Which, usually, I wish it was, because that way I could drop it without being charged with a crime.

Some guys do the same thing with their cocks. "Look at my cock," they'll squeal like a little girl who just found a pony in the glove compartment, "isn't this such a nice, beautiful cock?" And then they'll pull it out and offer it up for judgement like an intricate origami pterodactyl they took ten hours folding for a regional crafts fair.

Ladies, your baby isn't special. It's a baby. It stinks, makes noise, and has all the intellectual and communication skills of a mountain goat.

Guys, your cock isn't special. It's not an ornate cheese platter to be offered up to everyone passing you at the bus stop. It's a penis. It has a head, a shaft, a road map of veins that looks like an interstate highway map of Los Angeles, and if you're like Chuck, my friend with herpes, every once in a while it looks like a real life volcanic map of the Hawaiian Islands.

In the end, however, I do find cocks and babies are somewhat similar.

Pay them the slightest amount of attention, and they respond by spitting out a thick, bilious bodily fluid onto your favorite sweater.

Thanks for the submission HH.

Horse Sense

looking for some fun

what sounds like fun to you?

You know what sounds fun to me?

Riding that horse into a neighborhood where it won't be considered food.