Women love weddings- you're witnessing the ultimate expression of committed love, the heartfelt promises two people make for the future, and the limitless opportunites of growth and happiness the bride and groom can explore after exchanging vows.
Men love weddings too. Beer is free, you can bang the bridesmaids whose loins are quivering like a bunch of hairless cats in Fairbanks, and it's perfectly acceptable to pass out in a patch of church shrubs with a ham sandwich on your face and a gallon of ranch dressing in your tux shirt. Just another day in paradise.
When weddings go wrong though, 95% of the time it's the drunk guys fault.
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Never get married in front of a pool!!!
It was funny though.. at least at this end!!!
That's insanely hilarious.
OMG I wonder if the bride threw a hissy fit. Still kinda funny though!
Hilarious.
no weddings in front of pool... CHECK!!
that was amusing, but I feel so sorry for her. I would throw a fit!
Oh man, I've seen this before... if this was me, I would pee myself laughing. I hate those brides who take themselves wayyyy too seriously.
I would love to have a great, hilarious story like this to tell about my wedding.
My first reaction was a saddened gasp and then I nearly spit my chocolate chip cookie out, lauging insanely.
-Garret-
I would have been much more impressed had they fallen into the deep end of the pool and would have had to swim to the side.
That's just a dumb place to get married, a disaster waiting to happen.
LMAO!!! That was just way to funny thanks for the much needed gut laugh!!
To all those saying how bad it is to get married in front of a pool..
Just think how much less funny and more incredibly tragic it would've been if there had been - say - jagged, scenic rock landscaping behind them. Or a lawn. Or even just that cheap partition-fencing stuff.
Pool might've been the best option, if you're going to have your wedding party taking headers off things.
Who thought that was a good idea? "I know we'll do our vows on a ledge suspended 10 feet over a pool!"....really? Pool or not, holding the ceremony that close to the edge of ANYTHING is just begging for something like that to happen.
That was hilarious though. And think of it this way, no one will forget that wedding lol
Best Man FAIL!!!
I sent this out in email last week because the first time you see it, there's nothing to do but gasp in horror. On second inspection however, something just... smells funny about it. I think it's staged.
Anyone else think this is fake? It feels choreographed.
OMFG!!!! To funny! Wonder how much the new husband's ears were feeling after she screamed at him for his idiot friend.
I don't think he was drunk. I think he just tripped. He had to step up onto the platform and you can see where is second foot got caught.
I thought it was fake too at first, but if you watch it, you can see his foot actually catch the step. Plus, the reactions seem too authentic.
I don't know though. If I was holding a camera and that happened, my first reaction would be to drop the camera and help, not film the whole thing without even a blip catching the action.
BWAHAHAHA!
This is why pools are supposted to have a railing!
*snickers*
Well there's a winner.
Guys, does this really need to happen just so you know WHY we hate your buddies?
I think it's real... and Weasel, that's because you aren't a serious photographer. :)
I'm reminded of a photographer I saw at a baseball game. He had a telephoto that looked like a rifle, and I was suffering from serious telephoto envy. (It was probably a 8k lens) A hard line drive foul came his way and he spun, hunched over his camera, and took it in the back. I could hear the smack from 30 rows up, so you know it hurt.
I have a digital SLR, that although it's far from the most expensive on the market, it's the most expensive I can afford, I'd have done the same thing. Protecting my camera with my body seems a perfectly reasonable choice to me too.
If the person running this video camera was as in love with their camera as I am with mine, then no, dropping the camera over something like this is not going to happen.
And since a good photographer (or videographer!) is always watching the the action through the lens, following the action is easier than not following it 'cause they are trying to see what's going on too. Capturing the action on video was probably just a side effect of trying to see it, since it requires more thought to stop recording than to let it run.
Luckily it wasn't in a church because they were nearly using the lord's name in vain.
And by the way, fake!
I like that he not only took out the bride but the minister as well.
Did anyone notice how he was checking out the bridesmaid before he was asked for the rings... lol priceless
I always thought, if I were that groom I would've jumped into the pool after her as a show of solidarity.
Tuxes dry faster than wedding dresses, anyway... we could finish the wedding in the pool!
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