Welcome to a brand new week at WWHM World Headquarters, located in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa right next to Wing C of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant!Speaking of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant, that's how we lost our precious WWHM cat, pictured here on my obtuse thorax, who accidentally fell in the beluga whale chopper last fall.
While we did enjoy having the cat around the office, we also enjoyed him as a zesty and protein-rich sandwich spread. Thanks Tom!
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Are they gone yet?
Alright fuckers, let's do this! Welcome back regular readers, and welcome to the growing number of colleges, universities, employers and Facebook users making WWHM a daily distraction from their responsibilities. Ready to see some idiots trying to get into your pants?
Let's do the posts!!!!!!!
And remember ladies, your stories are better than mine, so feel free to put them in the comments!
30 comments:
please tell me that wasn't the cute kitten alert...
rebel...that's what I was think...
Are there no more cute kittens? Ducks, even a warty old duck will do.
Who wastes their money on crappy ink like that? Who thinks it's cute? No one I know.
BTW hubby was pissing me off this morning. Told him to go read WWHM and find out what we don't like and learn something. He's sulking in his room now with the tv turned up to "I'm angry at you" levels.
...thinking...see the tv is too loud
*** Are they gone yet?
Alright fuckers, let's do this!***
ROFLMAO! I adore you Weasie.
man, Weas, that new tattoo is just too sexy for words...
The best line ever heard (at the ripe old age of 14) was: "So....I heard if given twenty minutes you could really show me a thing or two..."
I love the unicorn link almost as much as the hot kitty anus tattoo. Really, nothing says "do me" like a a feline sphincter.
Meeeoooow!
With that tat, I think that's the only pussy that guy is going to see...
C'mon, what was he thinking???!?!?!!!? Yeah it's kind of creative, but let me just say: ew!! I wonder what goes on in the male mind that ever made that sound like a good idea. I don't understand men. Weasel, please explain!
You know, it's like I can smell that cat ass.
I actually went to the unicorn link. It took me 20 minutes to stop skipping around the house while humming the Smurfs theme. Owwwww.
Nice pussy.
Wait 'till it gets stretched and saggy as the belly expands and the skin loses its elasticity.
Poor pussy.
EEEEEEEEK!!
I actually found the Unicorn site far more horrifying than this one!
What does that say about me I wonder?
Lord Love a Duck! Weasel, that had better not be the kitty you warned us about. If so, we needed a kitten kitty warning.
[kkkkzzzzaaack! Gorp!]
I've seen that tattoo on Cute with Chris, I think...
bring on the kitten!
And oh my fuckin gee, that cheesy unicorn site made me rotfl!
That guy has the nastiest looking bellybutton I have ever seen and I actualy had to look away from the screen cause it was making me gag.
OH my god, I went to the unicorn site, and did you see the part about "the strength shower"? If you put "in the shower" after each sentence, it's hilarious! And totally changes my ideas of unicorns!
Ok, my story, I was on an overnight train in Europe, the type where you just find a sleeper cabin and bunk down. It was full, 4 of us (all strangers, 3 women, one guy) in there. In the middle of the night I wake up because there's an odd sound. and giggling. Well the guy is wacking off on his bunk, and the two other women are sniggering. NASTY! But of course, what do you do? I pulled myself down into my sleeping bag and just tried to die.
The next morning, I was up and out of there as soon as I got up. I didn't want to even look at him! ewww!
OK, the wanker story should go one post below....
Yeah. That tattoo was a bad life decision.
Ya know, it's one thing to have that tattoo if you have a cute belly button, or even just a normal looking belly button... But that mangled, deformed, misshapen area on a preggers looking gut just doesn't do that tat any justice!
Although the tat itself is very well done, and is probably a good representation of the cat in question!
That cat has one infected anus...I think there are creams for that.
My ex-boyfriend once said that he would like to have a pair of women's legs tattooed on either side of his belly button. Then he could use his finger in his belly button as if he was 'poking' her in the nether regions. Fortunately, he was only joking about it (I hope anyways).
Brandy: I must disagree.
That tattoo wouldn't look good on anyone, no matter how cute the belly button.
I am convinced that a man will try to hit on anything that presents itself as female. Case in point: My user pic on Myspace is of Peyton and Eli Manning from the first regular season game in the 2007 season. I have no pics of myself on Myspace or my livejournal. My sisters have no pics of me on their Myspace. Yet I still get emails from guys on Myspace wanting to hook up. Maybe it's because I like football.
Maybe Mr. Cat Butt just got out of jail and that's why is cats rear end looks so tore up....lmao!!!!
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