Good morning WWHM readers, and welcome to the Election Day Issue of WWHM!
And for the thousands of WWHM readers outside the United States, what does Election Day mean? It means your chances of being on the receiving end of a Teledyne AGM-158 high-precision air-to-land missile for a couple of barrels of rotted dinosaur bones just went down about 98%. Congratulations Ulaan Bator, Mongolia, now feel free to go about your regular daily business! We will not steal your sheep!
I'm The Weasel, your cordial host into the shady world of WWHM. What is WWHM you ask?
WWHM is a heavy, nasty and pasty stew of clueless men who have no fucking idea how to relate to women. Are they just shy? Unfortunately, no.
No, we analyze the type of men that make you dry heave like a grass-fed cat. We amalgamate these men into a rancid, viscous ghoulash called WWHM that not only entertains you, but also acts as a fecal-based burning agent that you can cast forth at your enemies eye sockets, causing them to flee post haste in a robust combination of fear and horror.
Well, here I am ready to go cast my vote for President of the United States! You see, in 2004, I tied a string around my finger so I'd remember to vote, but I forgot. So in 2008, I'm stepping it up a notch and chaining myself to Dick Cheney whilst adorning myself with an 18th century cast-iron man-cloak. Man, my balls itch so bad I'm about to release a cauldron of snapping beetles into my over-snug llama-skin cock sleeve. Pray for me!
I can't wait for the results tonight folks, and please make sure you get out and vote today. This is the most important election we will ever face in our lifetime.
As always, let's do the posts...............
(Hey, thank you WWHM fans! November 1st was our 4th month anniversary. With over 300,000 hits, I can't thank you enough. Keep spreading the word of WWHM!)
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What's up with Man-donna? This looks like the death of a thousand cuts. The suit is tightened and the protruding pieces of flesh are cut off. Who grows up to be like this? Someone who always wanted to be a macrame plant hanger? Thank gawd I work in a mental hospital or stuff like this would really bother me.
You work in a mental hospital?
WWHM must be a soothing retreat.
VOTE!
I do...in the Emergency Unit.:)
Don't know why, but that guy's wire get up looks like a send up to Dune's big floating bad guy!
Lord Harkonnen
I just...
I just....
Oh man...... Who ARE these people?
"Who grows up to be like this? Someone who always wanted to be a macrame plant hanger?"
Damnit, I should know by now not to drink coffee while I'm here!
"I never meant to use macrame to _kill_!"
(bonus points if you know the movie I got that quote from!)
That looks painful.
Go Obama!
"Oh man...... Who ARE these people?"
Wrong question. What you should ask in this case is "Who are their parents?"
Because in this case, the answer appears to be 'a hairy hippopotamus and a wire mesh grocery basket'...
You know what? For one in my life, I really don't want to know. That may be a first. Well played, Weasel.
Is this guy recyclable? What is the carbon foot print of your fetish?
*Heh heh...was a long night tonight..*
WOOT!!! Obama won!!!
Just thought I'd share in case one of y'all was living under a rock somewhere.
Ok maybe I was preoccupied with the election, or maybe Im just a little slow but....
He's friggin nekid! Walking about in that contraption is one thing... but to walk about naked as a jaybird in that contraption... geeezzz louise...
Ok IM just gonna go back to my corner with my dog... he loves me... as long as I have food.... figures he's male...
I can't figure out how he didn't get arrested going out in public like that. There has to be some indecency law he's breaking. All the people in the back ground seem to have normal cloths on, Right?
And Weasel, are we getting another installment tomorrow?
Is it just me, or does that guy sorta look like William Shatner?
And if it is, why am I not surprised?
That little wiener cage is cute.
Nosnikta said...
That little wiener cage is cute.
Holy crap I'm glad I wasn't drinking or eating anything when I read that!! LMAO
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