Just what the ladies have been dreaming of, Ned.
What with all the women I see trolling the bars at night murmuring to themselves "Wow, if only I could find a hairy, middle-aged and out-of-shape corn harvester whose grandma cuts his hair with the cat's milk bowl to give me a good, solid licken."
Does Glamour Shots charge extra for forest shots?
Can I get that jacket in yellow? Or, as you might put it, "yeller"?