I wanna lady friend -39
I am looking for a lady friend for one on one encounters.......
....and you must enjoy sex upon mounds of stank and damp cattle feed.
All in a dark and soulless barn. With bats.
Anyway, speaking of barns (which is something I love to do), all you ladies should know that young males discover pornography for the first time in one of two places. Either in the forest, or in the back of a barn. Absolutely true. Ask them.
And as we grow older, we look back on our first experiences with pornography, and often chuckle to ourselves "How did that porn get there in the first place?"
Well, here's the answer. It was this guy, the fucking Santa Claus of porn. Making his way around to the forests and remote barns of world, dumping 1975 Penthouses, 1983 Oui magazines, and coarse moustache hairs everywhere in his path.
And to this man, the men of the world have two words for you:
And to this man, the ladies of the world have two words for you as well: