Thursday, June 26, 2008

Shifty




Will Host White Or Latina Females For Massage-Fun


Am Willing To Host White Or Latina Females For A Full And Relaxing Massage And Or Adult Fun. I Will Host Mornings, Evenings, All Day Play-Days, Or Lunch Break Visits. Generous.

Aww, he's generous.

And because I'm an all around handy guy, let me give you two suggestions on how to be generous back:

1. Bring a bag of oats for his horse.

2. Bring a bag of lower case letters so he can write a personal ad someone might respond to.

2 comments:

nosey said...

I was going to comment, but just reread this and I need to run to the feed store.

lamexicanita86 said...

His horse has a better chance of getting laid than its poor soppy owner.