Thursday, June 19, 2008
Pot And Kettle.
Virgin in need of a woman - 24
I'm a 24 year old virgin. My name is Yterl. I'm looking for my first encounter with a woman. I'm 5'10'',165lbs,blue eyes,blonde hair. Please no weirdos.
You've never touched a woman in your life, and you wouldn't know a vagina if it marched up to your table, slapped you in the nose, and started eating your french fries.
You're 24 years-old, and for your personals ad, you've selected to use a picture of yourself cuddling Nibbles, which on all accounts appears to be your childhood teddy bear.
But what are you worried about?
I hate to tell you this, but those guys in white labcoats on either side of you aren't there for the free pudding.