Thursday, June 19, 2008

Recipe For Terror

Im in town for the week and looking to DRIVE HARD - m4w - 30

Well Ladys, if you are looking to get driven as hard as you ever have let me know. I would love to find a little yung thing to make screem!
my name is chris

Chris, do you want to know how to make a girl scream?

Here's what you do. Park this car in front of her house, and knock on the door. When she answers, say the following:

"Hi, my name is Chris, and I'm your date tonight. I'm 30 years old, and this is my car."

That first noise you heard was a scream.

The second noise you heard, followed by a sudden gust of wind, was the door slamming shut in your face.

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