Thursday, June 19, 2008

God Works In Mysterious Ways

I'm Gods Gift To Women - woman wanted

If you want to experience mind blowing orgasmic pleasure write me back and you'll know I'm Gods gift to women

Sorry buddy, I hate to do this to you, but I just found the original note Women wrote to God:

Dear God,

We really need a gift from you. Can you send us someone to come unplug the shitter?

Thanks, Women.


Maryann said...

OMG... this is one of your funniest commentaries I've read... still LMAO!

lamexicanita86 said...

I've seen 60 year old women with breasts higher up on their chests than his.