Welcome to WWHM.As our thousands of faithful WWHM readers know, we've put up a couple posts on WWHM in the last few months showing some of the psychotic, pathetic and bizarre missives crafted by recently spurned men.
We thought the idea was interesting enough to make a suggestion to WWHM readers that they send in any letters, emails, texts or recorded phone messages they have stored on their computers from men who currently house a piece of your goddamn foot straight up their ass.
Because when you dump a guy, he's trolling around with his buddies telling everyone what a fucking bitch you are.
Meanwhile, when he's at home all alone at night in his scared little place, he's writing you pathetic, psychotic and rambling emails and letters because he's a fucking pussy and he can't own up to the fact that he loves you or wants you or whatever.
And believe me, these motherfuckers can write. These guys are writing goddamn novellas, minus the dainty ponies, the dewy fields of wheat, and that weird Indian guy that always pops up with some wise ass shit to say.
We got quite a response from our request for letters, and we decided to post them in a new companion blog. Now, you will find some but not all the sarcastic commentary you find here on WWHM, but you will indeed find the darkened and trampled hearts of guys who apparently should have a background check done before they are even allowed to wield a pair of dull second-grade art classroom scissors. Is WWHM going anywhere? Absolutely not.
So without further ado, I present to you a new blog from WWHM.
The Psychotic. The Pathetic. The Bizarre.
A forum to show men who the real bitch is.
Psychotic Letters From Men
35 comments:
That would be awesome!
I kind of like it as a special treat in WWHM. The letters are a nice break from the godawful pictures of penises and omg!hair (some of which are so powerful I almost think I can smell something rotten when I look at them), plus they add variety to the site. Does your banner not say "Everything men do to attract women. And why they fail so fucking miserably. Since 1964," and do those letters not apply?
I'm all for leaving them in here. But whatever you decide to do, I will be reading them, either laughing my ass off, or tearing my hair out. <3
Haha yes, we need to know we're not alone when we deal with the "real bitches."
If I ever had any crazy ex emails, I've deleted them long ago. But one phone conversation sticks in my head...
Ex: I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to slit myself with a knife right now.
Me: Oh no! Don't do that! Where are you?
Ex: At my mom's house, in the kitchen.
Me: Is she there?
Ex: Um, yes...
Me: In the room?
Ex: ...Yes...
Me: *click*
He survived, and is now happily married. Happily, not to me.
YES!! Kindof like, "And this is what happens after you actually sleep with the d-bags whose ads are featured here." I would love to see it.
I think it would be great to have another blog for it! Hilarious stuff, totally :)
Thanks guys- really Im mulling it over as a new site, or as Biskuits said, I can just keep running them on here.
The problem is, they are SOOO long that here on WWHM, they'd take up too much space.
(You guys that have sent me GREAT but too long personal ads know this. I usually write back, "Its a great ad , but too long.")
Anyway, appreciate your opinions pro or con.
Would be fun to see your take on it Weasal.
Lord knows there are some serious psychos out there- both men & women .
Just be warned it could be a long long journey down the rabbit hole on that topic, I’d be inclined just to have the occasional “stalker files” feature.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!
CAn we relate stories of such. I could only WISH I had this one on tape. It was a true gem!
Either way I think would be great. I like reading them and finding out that I'm not the only one getting weird emails from people.
"And this is what happens after you actually sleep with the d-bags whose ads are featured here."
--Velvet
SOOO true.!
letters from the men you should not have hooked up with.
OMG Weasel - yyeeeessssss, yyeessss, yyesss!!
Wherever you post them, I'll be reading. ;)
C'Mon Weasel..
You know you've been wanting to have a sibling blog to WWHM - could be an interesting contest to figure out the title for it. >.>
Or not. <.<
I think it be great to add another favor to this already great blog.
I just recently got a few of those emails from a d-bag.
Would love to see it on a new site.
Hmm, a whole 'nother blog means another tab open, and my Firefox is all crashy anyways... But if they're long, they may need their own space... Linked off of here, so I don't have to open another tab... yeah, that's the ticket!
They ARE an adjunct to Why Women Hate Men, the part where they've known each other for a while. And give us even more to hate!
I don't think you'd need a separate website - this blog is "Why Women Hate Men", and their stupid ass emails are certainly part of that.
Do it, Weas!
Oh, BTW, in regards to loser asshole boyfriends...
My boyfriend of 6 months (yes, the same one I stupidly stood up for in the post) just dumped me. Told me I don't love you, no more feelings for you, is now going out with other girls, ignoring my calls, etc.
I'm crushed, but I guess immature fucks will be immature fucks... AKA boys will be boys.
If length is the main reason you don't want to post them here, can you post them under some kind of "cut" with LFM as part of the subject line?
I would read a second website if you made one, but I think it'd be better if you just worked them in here.
Letters from men would be awesome!
How about adding a subset of "Letters From the Fucking Bitch He Cheated on You With"
My ex was fucking around on me and when he decided to ditch the bitch, and come crawling and whining back to me, SHE decided to send me a letter telling me that they were soulmates and all this other drivel.
She also included photos of them in bed together.
Deciding to fight stupidity with humor I copied her letter, went through it, and circled in red every single misspelling, bad punctuation, run-on or fragmented sentence and grammatical error. Then I sent it back to her with the note that my ex would of course prefer an ignorant woman to one that was smarter than he was, which is why she could have him.
The message I got back from her on my answering machine tape was so furious that I was on the floor rolling.
And seriously people, if you're going to take pictures in bed please use basic hygiene. No one wants a close up of a hairy female leg or dirty feet.
*howls laffin @ Nik*
Save them for here...like Sunday Sweets at Cake Wrecks...something to start our week or end our week right.
I would love it if you made a 'letters from men' blog! Do it, do it do it!
x
yes, I would love a letters from men website!!
OMG that would be HILARIOUS...
Although I seem to date men who can't write. Even the lawyer, still couldn't get write. I get one line e-mails and texted requests for naughty pictures and that's about it!
Idunno weasel...I kinda like them as a special treat myself.
YESSSSS!!!! Anyway where we would be able to read a ton of them each day! I need my fix!! haha
"How about adding a subset of "Letters From the Fucking Bitch He Cheated on You With"?"
OMG, too funny, I got a great one of those a few years back. Complete with an amateur psychoanalysis she did of me (she isn't a therapist) based on the two occasions we met - and of course, all the lies he told her about me.
Damnit! Now I wish I had kept all the texts and emails and messages from my Crazy Stalker Man.
The sad thing is, the first date went really well and I genuinely liked him. Till he called three times the next day. And the day after that. And then left me five emails in one day. And continued to call me and email me obsessively for six months.
See I didn't get emails or texts. I still don't. I got phone calls. More fun, but no recorded message for future reference and fun, with the exception of the ones I left, which triggered the angry phone calls...
Or the ever popular checking of the caller ID.
Back in the day when I was a shorty, I shared a voicemail box with a group of my girlfriends. Oh the messages we saved. I WISH I still had them.
There are a few that I'll like to do that too...most of them deserved it a long time ago!
4 year old driving a moped
Flipping off the roof from the gutter..Ouch!
This blog is so well written and hilarious! Nicely done.
I'm new to this blog but I just had to say I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a blog.
Funny stuff!! And men wonder why they don't get lucky more often. It's a REAL mystery I tell ya!
I would not waste my time on someone I do not appreciated nor respected...Pharmacy No Prescription
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