nsa wanted - 23
there's a frist time for everything. im looking for a female that just wants a one night stand maby a relationship down the road hit me up let me know
...and maybe someone that could cook this smelly dead fish for me.
You know, I just don't know what this guy is trying to say with this picture here. He wants a one night stand, and to get the ladies in that "hot and horny" mood, he has been kind enough to enclose a photo of himself holding a dead, bleeding fish with it's head torn off.
Captain, when women tell you seafood makes them horny, they mean when it's on a plate served with green beans and some warm butter rolls wrapped in a napkin. Not when it's mouth is still moving and it's eyes are looking at you like you can summon Jesus.
By the way, with this photo, the following sections may have provided better responses:
Men Seeking Bears
Men Seeking Screaming, Angry Eagles
Just a thought.
3 comments:
God, stop with the "I'm such a dominant male, I done caught/killed me an animal!" While it is a cut above penis shots in the aesthetic aspect (though when the animal's this bloody, it's a toss-up), at least the penis shot guys are upfront, whereas the hunters and fishers go for pathetic symbols.
We are not impressed.
I know- what is this bullshit that we find your latest 'catch' some kind of fucking turn-on? Fuck.
Wait, so this guy is looking for a one night stand and then maybe a relationship? I may be wrong, but isn't that a bit of a contradiction? Or maybe it's just more along the lines of "I'd like to meet up in a cheap motel for an hour of lukewarm intercourse and if you aren't completely disgusted maybe we can do it again."
Oh well, can't be too hard on the guy, it is his frist time after all...
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