Friday, January 9, 2009

Self-Tanning Gone Wrong

Eyebrows tweezed: check

Proper application of Sav-Mart mousse: check

Lipstick for men: check

Self-tanning lotion applied: check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check.

By the end of the night, this poor girl is going to look like she got in a fight with some poo.

(photo courtesy of HCwDB)

57 comments:

connemaranz said...

This guy looks like he has rolled in or been sprayed with some very high quality Belgian chocolate. In which case would this make him good to eat???

Could not help myself on that. Actually he looks really weird.

Anonymous said...

I think he's so shiny! I wish my hershey bar shined like that! Am I the only one that noticed he forgot to tan a large portion of his ears?

Weasel said...

I see nothing but pain on that poor girl's face. Deep, hurtful pain.

Anonymous said...

Hot chick. Check. Douchebag. Check. The Internet never lets me down.

Poo fight. Hee hee.

Perla said...

He frightens me.

RebelJubilee said...

She's got pain, but it seems like a healthy dose of humiliation going too. Almost like she would rather blind herself with a dull and rusty spoon before she would allow her photo to be taken with him. Too bad it was almost...

Dusty said...

OMG!! Hahaha!!
What on earth is going on inside his head that makes him think he looks good?!?!
All that self-tanning lotion must have passed through into his brain and done some damage..

Nicole said...

Ok one time I decided to apply some self tanner to myself and I forgot to wipe the bottoms of my feet after I was finished, long story short I found myself with orange chocolate feet bottoms the next day...I don't understand how he could coat his whole body like that...it would take large amounts of self tanner to do that. Do you suppose his girlfriend helped him and that is why she is pissed? Or maybe he used HER self tanner and used all of it in one go and left her with none?

Erin said...

I just hope and pray that it WAS a self-tanner binge and that he's not trying to look black or something. Minstrel shows went out a long time ago, thank God, but maybe he's trying for a revival.

Hyena Overlord said...

Ha ha ha...Hey that reminds me. Yul Brenner was covered in body makeup for the filming of Anna and the King. He was banging some other movie starlet at the time. Both she and the sheets in the trailer were regularly covered in body makeup. So too will the Brittany look alike after poo man has a go at her. Bet his name is Billy Rubin. (From the movie Hannibal. Bilirubin makes your poo brown. I should shut up and go to work now.)

kiro-saigo said...

Guidos= fish + barrel

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Maybe it's like a theme party? The girl come looking like Britney (pre-crazy-bald-head) and the guy have to look like a Hershey's bar.

Think about it.

Anonymous said...

It's actually more likely he is into bodybuilding. For competitions they selftan and put on a brown goo that supposedly makes their muscles look better under harsh lights. Of course they can't forget the face.

Or you are right and he went into the spray tanning booth and asked for "Old Oak". (the less girly option)

~Iflie

jax said...

"By the end of the night, this poor girl is going to look like she got in a fight with some poo"

better than being photographed in a club with this....nevermind.

TornadoBaby said...

*blinks*

I could swear I saw Bot Boy in NJ over Christmas break. Someone walked past me in the mall looking like that and I about spun in place.

Duske Falling said...

Gotta love his duck lips. Why people think doing that is attractive is beyond me.

I love the tanline/hairline thing he's got going on.

Mary K said...

If it wasn't for the hairline and the ears, I'd SWEAR this guy was a mannequin. You know, one of those tacky "pose with the life-size statue and take your picture" type of things? Only, in this case, it's pose with a poser and take your picture...

water_bearer said...

If nothing else, WWHM is always good for beauty tips. I mean, who knew Wesson Oil could be used as moisturizer?
I just have the urge to take a squeegee to his face. Or... fry an egg. I can't decide which.

Kalerender said...

I just had to comment.. I look at pictures like this, and I just have to wonder what the hell is wrong with young women to find that attractive, or even associate with them.

robyn said...

Ewww! The girl is cute--I wonder if she has brains to match...but probably not if she's hanging with this..ummm..."hot" guy...seriously, it does look as tho he was at one time on fire.

"Duck lips"--I love it!

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Andi said...

And if she actually lets that moron have sex with her I have no clue who the dumber one of the pair is.

Seriously...he looks like he wants to be Hispanic.

lamexicanita86 said...

She'll look like she got into a fight with poo?

Naw. I think HE got in a fight with poo and photoshopped the girl into the picture.

Freaky.

Anonymous said...

Screw all you haters! That is one sexy Mofo oompa loompa!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Allll over it.

Duske Falling said...

Screw all you haters! That is one sexy Mofo oompa loompa!!

I LuLed.

wheelin126 said...

He looks like a taller version of willy wonka's oompa loompa's!! Crap now I can't get that damn song out of my head and that picture out of my mind...aahhh

Anonymous said...

He reminds me of Manba/Sentaa from Japan... except less cool. At least they go all the way, man.

http://japanlinked.com/Japanese-Culture/Gyaru-Gal-Styles.html

Entirely Academic said...

I thought she was his daughter.

robyn said...

Screw all you haters! That is one sexy Mofo oompa loompa!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BWAAAAAHAAAAA! That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh

cattypex said...

Maybe he's dressing up as Derek Jeter for some party?

It's GOTTA be a costume.

Right?





RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!

Katrina said...

As has been pointed out, he's had a haircut since doing his monster-tan session(s), thus the hairline tanline and pink ears. How oily-shiny he is, though... that's just disturbing.

Anonymous said...

perhaps.. hes a closet professional travelling jazz dancer working the club circut.

or or! hes an apiring gymnast with a preference for the floor aparatus and man-tards.

mmmm
Millie

Anonymous said...

You guys can say all you want, but I refuse to believe that is an actual human being.

CutNJump said...

Is that the new look or something???

Skeeery!

Sweet said...

or rolled around in poo ...

Anonymous said...

haha! its finlly come to me.

he looks like hes washed his face with vegemite.
that is all
millie

Anonymous said...

oh how cool..
i didnt know they were making a new movie that is sequel to white chicks! So it should be called 'Black Brothas'
right..?
then wouldnt that make him a very vanilla she?
either that theory or...
its is an oompa loompa on a stool,
modelling for the new Coppertone campaign.!

SassyAssy said...

Wow! Looks like some had some radiation exposure....or was involved in a chocolate pudding wrestling match.

Calantha said...

Is this guy related to He of the Over-frosted Hair and Overplucked Eyebrows from an earlier entry? They´re both scary! Why are they doing this to themselves? Thye look like animated pieces of crap that was slathered in KC Masterpiece before being roasted over charcoal.

Anonymous said...

Lol, unintentional black face.

Endurance rider said...

Just in case you didn't get enough with this one picture - here are some more of the freakazoids who think this look is sexy!

http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/

Who are these women who go anywhere near these losers? Maybe they're only there for the free drinks? I can only hope that's why they're there . . .

If I saw someone painted up like this, I wouldn't be able to help myself, I would burst out laughing at them! I can't imagine that I'm the only one. Don't the gales of guffaws give them a clue??!!

Sly-Ry said...

Jesus fucking CHRIST!!!! What the fuck is wrong with that dude!? And he didn't just forget to tan his hears, look at his hairline, clearly he did an incomplete job. Ugh.

Corrina said...

Holy crap.

Anonymous said...

I think he was trying to look like Obama but failed. srsly.

The Beautiful Kind said...

You and http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
need to have a playdate.

Gloume said...

His head looks like a sassy, anthropomorphic acorn.

xenobiologista said...

ROFL, opposite of Michael Jackson.

Also reminds me of the Axe chocolate-scented deodorant ad, which is possibly one of the most disturbing fragrance commercials I've ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgfzdgWgEZ4

Blaq_Kitten said...

THANK YOU, xeno- i thought i was the only one that found that axe chocolate ad deeply disturbing!

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