Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Don Juan

FR sent in this lovely video about a guy with over 100 girlfriends. Quite interesting, and I suggest you share it with your grandparents around the hearth on Thanksgiving.



Lastly, don't worry about the blog trolls, guys. They don't bother me, and just like FHOTD suggests, if you ignore them they just wither back to their little holes and try to find other ways to get the attention they so desperately seek. I'll tell you right now, WWHM is immature and offensive. If you can't handle it, please don't read it. To the thousands that read it every day, thanks for your support and I love you guys.

28 comments:

RebelJubilee said...

Look its 'Lars and the Real Girl' (great movie by the way)

More of the men featured here need to look at these things and stop inflicting themselves on real women. And hey, like the video says, you can be a controlling bastard and they don't care!

Havocec said...

His apartment looks like the prison scene in Bridget Jones.

I agree with rebel, these dolls would be great for the men featured in this blog. And this control freak isn't tormenting some real woman.

Still, the room full of parts is creepy. I used to think my stuffed toys came to life at night. I couldn't be this guys neighbour if I knew the dolls were there.

Nosnikta said...

Your crap is better than most peoples' "good stuff".

Quit putting yourself down or we'll have to beat you silly.

Actually.. that might be kinda fun.

Ok, whiner...! put yourself down!! LMAO

Jim and Garret said...

Stop second guessing your posts. We love you man!

Lynda said...

This man is just sick... ewwww sick...


Has too big an ego and some chick kicked him to the curb... wasnt me... But I'l volunteer if he tries to come out of his closet apartment again!

SassyBrunette said...

Again, wow. Some woman sensed this guy's overabundant abnormalities/need for complete control and disposed of him when someone better came along-rightly so. At least it looks like he's dealing with it all very well. BAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Admiral_Moody said...

That is so creepy. This guy has a real problem, I'm not sure what it is, but it's freaky as hell. He can't handle a real human being so he turned to fake ones, that just scares me. I guess he doesn't ever have company over...could you imagine someone walking into that room? I would probably run away screaming.

Remember Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs? He had a bunch of dolls as companions too. I don't think he had sex with them though.

CaliGirl9 said...

Meet Japan's next serial killer.

Made for handicapped men? I'm not so sure I really want to know ... are we talking physically handicapped or the more obvious emotionally handicapped?

And the dolls come in Anime style with the big eyes, so a perv can hump a cartoon character?

Weasel, I'm sorry but the Y chromosome just messes human beings up big time.

Rhyadawn said...

I'm having visions of Psycho and Silence of the Lambs... I'm scared!!!

I agree, the Y chromosone lacks a brain!

Biskuits said...

I liked how the guy who dubbed over Tabo sounded like a sex offender who lives in his disabled sister's basement. The freaky anime-eye ones in the maid costumes at the end were utterly horrifying XD

Amy.mangos said...

Well, the Y chromosome seems to be fading away, evolutionarily, and only has <200 genes on it (the X has between 2,000 and 3,000 genes) and 3% of our prison population has an extra Y chromosome (compared to less than 1% of the world population) so clearly it just fucks men up. No offense, Weasel. Your blog is awesome enough that I'll let you and your Y slide.


Isn't there a social disorder in Japan where men suddenly become afraid of having people, specifically young women, address them on the street, so they hid in a room in their parents home for months or years at a time?

Still, I think I'd rather have him hiding himself away than collecting sex dolls. They're like stuffed animals for men- they provide socialization if you have a good enough imagination, AND you can sexually assault them!

Freaky.

Nicole said...

I like how he needs so many, I can't imagine sex dolls have a variety of different feeling love holes...
I liked the bit about how the dolls can't cheat...(or escape).

Walk On said...

My first thought - better those dolls than me!

Weasel, buddy, the worst I've seen out of you is on par w/ the average episode of Simpsons. Or maybe a bit more like South Park considering the language, lol!

Duuuuddde...like I can totally hear Cartman's voice reading your words, lmao! (Folks, try it... picture Cartman, get his voice in your head, then go back and read Weasel's commentaries..works well, doesn't it?)

lol, I think I'm gonna be stuck with Cartman suppling your voice now....


You had a major bum-out recently, that *was* a blow, and it's only normal for the disapointment to knock you out of your stride. Don't stress it too much. :) You'll be back in the game sooner rather than later.

Walk On said...

Just watched the video again.. ...is it just my imagination, or do a lot of those dolls look like 12 year olds?

Look close at the first one who's face they zoom in on, the one who's head the owner moves - I wouldn't put her at old enough to drive if she were real.

I suspect a pedophile who found a legal way to have his girls.

In which case, yeah, sell him the damn dolls if it keeps him away from real girls.

Brandy said...

Aww, I come here to read crap! Well, crappy ads followed by your brilliant expose!

Yikes, Real Dolls... They are amazing, but really no substitute for real human interaction - which is probably the point with this guy, LOL!

Liz S said...

People who are dissing your posts need to be beaten Weasel. I dont see them writing an epically awesome blog! Keep it up and dont worry too much!

robyn said...

Good God, that's one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. Esp. the ones w/ the Anime features. Yek.

Anonymous said...

re: the pedophile thing - Japan as a culture has a 'thing' for younger girls. In the western world the ideal is a twenty-something gal with long hair, pouty lips that know their way around a penis, and obscenely large breasts. The Japanese ideal is a skinny teenage schoolgirl, big eyes and incredibly cute and innocent.

So the fact that these dolls look like young teens and/or anime is normal for the culture (whether or not the culture is normal is open for debate). Also notice that the nude ones had well defined breasts and waists - a childlike face might be the ideal at the moment, but he's humping mature bodies. I'm more curious about what drove him to collect 100+ of them.

I can't believe I just took a logical, analytical approach to this. Okay, time to go sit in the corner and shake for a while...

Evergrey said...

Don't beat yourself up Weasel.* You're doing fine!

*That's my job! Er, or it was anyway.

Pilar said...

So.... if, as he says, he has dolls because real girls can cheat. If his flat was broken into, and his dolls 'fooled around with' would he dump them for cheating? Put them on eBay perhaps?
I LMAO at the Bridget Jones prison scene comment :)

Pilar said...

How do I edit previous comment? My punctuation is all over the place! The shame!

Liz said...

Well I love you. & hey...more power to the dolls if they get creeps off the street?

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

I think it's a great idea. Honestly, the world's full of men who are never going to be able to get a live woman because of their appearance or total lack of social skills. Why not let them have their fun? If it keeps them from bothering those of us with a heartbeat, I'm all for it!

Tribblehappy said...

Amy.mangos, yes, there is a social disorder very common among young Japanese men where they lock themselves inside for years. I can't remember what it's called, I used to have a link to the article but not anymore...

I always giggle when I'm at the adult store and walk past the inflatable dolls. Did you know you can buy a pair of silicon boobs with a vagina in between them? *shakes head*

At least people like this aren't breeding.

grefuture said...

Oh wow....it isn't too often that I am left speechless. the 100 girlfriends thing...I mean...wow.

Bree said...

There is a documentary made about these love dolls. I saw it on SBS (Australia) a few years ago. I can understand why they are made originally for handicapped men - when you are physically handicapped you still have urges.
But it's having over 100 that is the worry aspect about this sod.

Anastasia said...

I want a realdoll, I think they're the coolest thing ever. They're fully articulated and have a full range of motion. They are stunning.

xenobiologista said...

The word you guys are looking for about youths (usually male, but there are a few girls) who become extremely socially withdrawn is "hikikomori". Here's an article about it from the Western press: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/15/magazine/15japanese.html