Thursday, October 2, 2008

WWHM Takes a Break

Welcome to WWHM World Headquarters, based in beautiful downtown Dubuque Iowa right across of Wing C of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant!

This is The Weasel, your fearless leader into the world of all that is foul and horrifying in men's personal ads.

Folks, once again we've had some things come up at WWHM Headquarters, and suddenly we are off to Los Angeles to have some important meetings, hopefully very important meetings.

We'll fill you in on the details when we come back, but until then, please enjoy the hundreds of archived entries we've put up in the three months since our inception. Yes, it's our three month birthday today.

I'd like to thank everyone that has participated in the sudden and unanticipated growth of WWHM these past few months, and hope you continue to enjoy the site and check back as often as possible. I never imagined this site would gather more than 1,000 hits in three months, but we're approaching 200,000.

We'll be checking our email, so keep sending your ideas and material in, and we'll be back soon!

I fucking love you guys!

31 comments:

CaliGirl9 said...

Don't forget the little people when you're off being some famous sitcom writer, Weasel. We will come back to haunt you ...

maryann said...

That photo is class-ee!

kiwiness said...

I am so shaking my head at this clown.Have fun weaseal. Remember your Australian fans..:)

horsegal said...

Nice tattoo Weasel, thanks for waving goodbye. ;*)

Can't wait to hear details about your trip.. and as caligirl says.. don't forget about us when you are rich and famous! We still need our WWHM!

Rozie said...

And we fucking love you too Weasel :)
Good luck with your very important meetings! I hope you will still want to be my bitch when you are rich and famous.LOL.

Weasel said...

It's not what you guys think, but I could land a job I've been trying for for months.

Ella said...

Has it really only been 3 months???

Rozie said...

Oh well, Good luck anyway Weasel!

Anonymous said...

What.

The.

Fuck.

That picture is...I just don't have the words. Seriously, does that guy think he's ever gonna get laid with that tat??? It's nice to know that he thinks women are the equivalent of his armpit...

*Amber* said...

Armpit pussy. Now I've seen it all.

Oh yeah, if you become a write for john stewart you'd better send some love to your bitches (us). ;)

CutNJump said...

And we fucking love you too Weasel!

Even if some of the pictures and/or ads, gross us out past anything we ever thought was bad before...

Keep it coming and best of luck in your upcoming meetings.

We are all rooting for you!

water_bearer said...

Don't go all Hollywood on us now, Weasel.
Have a good trip.

teawithlime said...

Good luck, Weasel. Hurry back, so you can bump "Mr. Pits" from the top of page one.

I shouldn't be reading this blog at suppertime, anyway.

lavenderfish said...

Good Luck weasel! I hope it goes well for you.

Anonymous said...

Someone's going to regret that tattoo one day...

anniebanannie said...

OMFG! What a turd bucket. What self respecting woman would go out with a man who has a implied pussy for an armpit.

wheelin126 said...

Hope he never goes to jail that would be a fun to explain...what's all that white stuff dripping from under your arm lol

Trojan Mouse said...

Okay, that actually needed a kitten warning!


I can't imagine why any guy would get that tattoo and actually think a woman would date him.

Lynda said...

Good Luck Weas!

Hurry home but I hope you get the job you really want! Dont forget us!

Lynda said...

Good Luck Weas!

Hurry home but I hope you get the job you really want! Dont forget us!

CutNJump said...

Maybe Tim- from Tim's Hairy Snack Shack- could snack on this guys 'pits'.

It could satisfy them both...

Walk On said...

Hey Weasel,

Here's something else to check out. :)
http://tinyurl.com/4losqz

Nosnikta said...

*** Maybe Tim- from Tim's Hairy Snack Shack- could snack on this guys 'pits'**

GAHHHHH! ROFLMAO!

Wouldn't that tickle? In addition, have you ever seen a guy whose deodorant has clumped up in his pit hairs lmao... geeerossss. Smegma Pit.

lusitano epiphany said...

Happy 3 months Weasel, here's to many more!

And that tattoo is fucking HOT HOT HOT.

Oh wait, no it's not. It's nasty, offensive, and tacky. I love this blog! :D

Anonymous said...

If he really needs visual stimulation to jack off, that's pretty clever.

Nosnikta said...

Then he must be left-handed.

Fhtrkstr101 said...

is it bad that i didnt get the tattoo unil i looked at it closer? ive seen it probably 10 times now!

Lynda said...

I miss Weas.... hurry back!

Mary said...

Jesus! Did the man retire to a life of getting gummers while sipping fruity little cocktails?!

I'm not really back either. I got a sinus infection for a wedding gift! FUN!

Mary said...

Nos, that would resemble tweeter lint

Kokorami said...

"Someone's going to regret that tattoo one day"

Hell, I already regret seeing it. Beeg hug and best o luck...NOT a fun process (though I can say it's even less fun when you're not called back for the job you know damn well you should've gotten...)