Welcome to WWHM Headquarters, located in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa, right across from Wing C of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant!
Man, I suck at cooking.
One minute I'm slicing garden-fresh tomatoes, and the next minute I'm covered in Saran Wrap and violently stimulating my taint with a ribbed and cock-headed walking cane.
This recipe sucks!
But you're not here for my cooking skills are you folks?
No, you're here to peruse the worst men's personal ads on the internet, because that's what we do here at WWHM Headquarters.
I'm The Weasel, your fearless leader into the world of shady men with the social skills of a retarded seahorse.
What do I ask from you? All I ask is that you become part of the growing WWHM community! So send in any personal ads you come across that make you want to heave partially-digested graham crackers onto your cat, as well as any other ideas you might find interesting for WWHM. This includes douchebags, assholes, vanity website shitbags, and any other stupid things that men do so this man can properly analyze them for you.
That's my fucking job!
Wanna taste? Let's do the posts.........
(Editors Note: Hey readers, please be aware I post personal ads verbatim, including improper word usage, poor spelling etc. Please don't email me to point out errors in the ads.)