Do you have any really uptight, sheltered Baptist friends who you really feel just need to "get loose" once in a while?
Here's a great gift idea for them, a cordless battery-operated "Super- Massager". It's a stimulation device- for your complexion!
What did you think it was for? Beating eggs? You were close.
Perfect for those nights you're all alone, the "Super-Massager" allows you to lay back in bed, close your eyes, slowly spread your legs open to a relaxed position....and then massage your cheekbones.
That's right, this vibrating, bendable body massager will penetrate deeply into any body part, providing earth-shattering relief to your um...shoulders, neck or collarbone area.
It even works on your knees! Or your feet!
The "Super-Massager" is made of flexible latex rubber, allowing you to directly stimulate those hard to reach areas that beg so achingly to be relieved- like behind your ears or your lower back.
Plus, the latex rubber allows for easy cleaning after use- you don't want it to get covered with all those eyelashes and skin cells do you? Oh, and is your skin dry? Add some lubricant to really juice up those sensitive areas you really don't like to talk about- your temples!
And how about multi-speed fingertip controls? That's right, you can ratchet up the Super Massager when you really need to get in there and pound those brows with extra intensity to culminate in some seriously mind-blowing um.....facial relaxation.
Order one today. Your husband will love to watch you use it. He may like it so much, he may even use it himself! To massage his temples. Of course.