Tuesday, October 21, 2008

It's Another Glorious Week At WWHM!

Welcome back to WWHM Headquarters, located in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa, right across from Tom's Animal Rendering Plant- Wing C!

We have a surprise guest today- Tom!

Normally Tom is busy at the rendering plant next door braining ducks or wading in a vat of congealed sheep testicles, but he came over today to show us his goat milking man-bra. Apparently the goats are still too young to feed into the bone chipper, so he personally nurses them until they're ready to turn into salty meat chunks for the school kids.

See, Tom really cares about the animals that he brutally slaughters by the thousands!

Anyway, folks, we're back today despite an ongoing battle with a horrible virus here at the WWHM campus. Just like my grandma said, the action was incredibly hot at pregnantcalcuttamaleprostitutes.com, but so was the download rate for thousands of malware files. And as I type, I'm never sure if I just entered the letter "k", or ordered 18,000 pounds of erection cream.

We're going to try and fix our system tomorrow so we can be back for our mid-week postings, so keep sending in all the ideas, personal ads, photos, and youtube videos you find that fit WWHM. And if you're one of the hundreds of new readers to recently find WWHM, enjoy the archives and send me an email to say hello, or just post in the comments.

In the meantime, let's go to today's posts!

The theme? Stupid words that ruin personal ads. Like always, I love you guys!

(And remember, you can now vote for WWHM on Bloggers Choice, which you can find here! Vote in any category, or vote in all three. Don't worry, they'll kick me off soon anyway!)

33 comments:

RebelJubilee said...

Weasel, you've done it again. Great morning pick-me-up except now I have to clean milk and cheerios off my keyboard before my 8 am. I should learn sometime along here not to drink or eat when I'm planning on visiting.

Weasel said...

I gotta check your blog. We should join forces- you can date one of mine and write about it on your blog- which is good by the way all you guys. I'd post the link but this fucking virus keeps me in one window.

RebelJubilee said...

Oh, hell no! No dates with hairy men who want their backs shaved in return for other personal grooming. I like the lack of lacerations down there, thankyouverymuch. And I certainly don't qualify for candidate #2 today. Not that I mind, that woman looks painful.
I hope that dating thing doesn't mean I have to go out with crazy weirdos. I've been telling them all thanks but no. I have no desire to end up on the front page "Dating blogger ends up Headless in Local cornfield after finding Wanted Ax Murderer on date" *Shudder*

colorisnteverything said...

Weasel,

My friend has had luck killing that POS with malwarebytes. It's what the Microsoft techs told her to do and after a couple of reboots, her system is still fine, so it could work.

Carol :) said...

Ok.. that is totally funny, but it would be even funnier if he had man boobs!!!

Thingsthatperplexme said...

Weas, since I imagine you're still having the navigation bar issues, here's the
malwarebytes link

Casper the Friendly said...

If his chest is that hairy I don't even want to imagine how hairy he is else where. Yuck!

I'm offically on the WWHM diet. If I start to feel hungry I just view one of the post and then I completely lose my appetite (or my breakfast).

CutNJump said...

Honestly? When I seen this guys 'furry, man bra' I laughed so hard, I squeaked. Never done that before? Weird.

WHT? Who EVER thinks it's a good idea to shave this and leave it long enough for a picture? Then post it online? Wow.

I gotta say though, in comparison to some of the other stuff we have been exposed to here- THIS IS TAME!

CutNJump said...

Ooops... WHT? should have been WTH? I know what I meant to type...

*mutterings of fingers and brain not working yet*

nip/tuck said...

As much as I love Cakewrecks, I must say... you are totally whoopin' up on her for the Blogger's Choice awards!

*fingers crossed*

Long live hairy snacks, discolored arses, & photoshopped penises!

Weasel said...

Thanks guys!!!!!!

Weasel said...

I actually feel BAD about beating Cake Wrecks!

Her blog has redeeming social qualities. Mine is like an open grave.

Weasel said...

colorisnteverything & thingsthatperplexme

Hey guys- thank you SO much. Malwarebytes did take care of MOST the problem- I am SO appreciative.

I was just preparing to dismantle my computer, and ran malware real fast and it did clear out most of it.

My navigation bar still gets hijacked, but only once in a while.

I need a new computer anyway- a laptop. This thing is getting ancient.

Thanks guys!!!!

And remember folks- and they aren't paying me to say this- I can't recommend superantispyware.com , and now malwarebytes to unravel your computers.

Both are top notch, FREE , and recommmended by tech people.

You can find a lot of these at cnet.com, then goto "downloads".

Thingsthatperplexme said...

Sure thing, sugar.

Anonymous said...

Weasel - you might give CCleaner (also on Cnet downloads) a whirl as well. It's not anti-malware per se, but it'll do a good job of cleaning up the garbage left behind by them.

Weasel said...

Thnaks Anon, I'm going to do that. This was the worst I've ever had.

colorisnteverything said...

Yes, run CCleaner. We did that with my friend's computer and it seemed to get rid of the "mess".

I am glad Malwarebytes worked for you. We were RELIEVED when it worked over here.

Callie said...

This is hilarious! First time visitor here and I have to say that this is all hilarious! OMG! I can't believe that there are people out here that are like this! Oh, LMAO! Too funny!

Nd_Appy said...

LOL why why why? I have guy friends who shave their chests for some of the stupidest reasons... but I don't think ANY of them would shave a bra shape like THAT!

Casper the Friendly said...

You really don't have to look to hard to find this shit do you?

use me - m4w

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Reply to: pers-888789647@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-22, 7:37AM CDT



nice looking mwm 61, attractive, well built, trim, in shape, refined. like to find sexy gorgeous young lady 18-40 with trim, fit body and lovely sexy legs in high heels, hose, short skirt (coed or business exec) who will let me use my expert and experienced tongue to orally satisfy her and then she can pee on my face and in my mouth.

OMG BARF,

Naked maid - m4w - 51 (Beaverdale)

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Reply to: pers-889132886@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-22, 12:03PM CDT



Want to come over, get naked and play house maid?

No, I'm already a maid at my own house I sure as fuck don't want to clean yours

Ok, I'll take a sympathy fuck - m4w - 52 (DM)

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Reply to: pers-888328588@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-21, 6:35PM CDT



LOL! It's been 8 months since I've had any pussy. I like oral both ways also. I'm single, but at this point, I don't care if you are or not. Or your age. I can host. Give a guy a hand?

I'm guessing there is a good reason he's single

CutNJump said...

Casper-

The last ad I'm guessing here... by his statement:

Give a guy a hand?

He's not looking for applause.

*golf clap*

Nd_Appy said...

CNJ - you wouldn't BELIEVE some of the ones on the craigslist here..... I wouldn't of thought they were that bad until I saw them for my self... Didn't realize North Dakota was home to so many.... um.... "desperate" guys..


lol

Nd_Appy said...

a sample of the North Dakota ads

CutNJump said...

Ok. Shameless self promotion warning here.

Here is the blog inspired by Cathy, about bad parenting-

You're What???

I will certainly add you guys as links, as soon as I get a chance- let alone figure it out! LOL!

Let's rename it first- let me know what you think.

Nd_Appy said...

Hey CNJ that link doesn't do anything for me! just changes colors!

Eccentric_Lady said...
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Eccentric_Lady said...

CNJ's Linky Help:
You're What???

RebelJubilee said...

CNJ, shameless selfpromotion makes the world go round, didn't you know? and just so you don't feel lonely I'll join in. I've got a couple new posts up.

Dating adventures from the Zoo

Nd_Appy said...

CNJ I am going to be following your blog for sure! I follow Fugly's too. And now WWHM

I would plug mine but my blogs are just about the ponies that I work with for HHH Mini horse rescue. And the other is about my boys.

hehe oops I guess I did plug one of them

Peggy Archer said...

Hairy man bra over my morning coffee.

Yikes.

And I've had the malware problem, too. I ended up replacing my hard drive because of it.

MC said...

You have won my blog's weekly award, The Pageant of the Transmundane with this post (or more accurately, the picture attached to it).

connemaranz said...

nd-appy
that link had 'gone' by the time I went to have a look. You think that all the WWHM traffic set off some alarm bells?

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