Welcome back to WWHM Headquarters, located in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa, right across from Tom's Animal Rendering Plant- Wing C!
We have a surprise guest today- Tom!
Normally Tom is busy at the rendering plant next door braining ducks or wading in a vat of congealed sheep testicles, but he came over today to show us his goat milking man-bra. Apparently the goats are still too young to feed into the bone chipper, so he personally nurses them until they're ready to turn into salty meat chunks for the school kids.
See, Tom really cares about the animals that he brutally slaughters by the thousands!
Anyway, folks, we're back today despite an ongoing battle with a horrible virus here at the WWHM campus. Just like my grandma said, the action was incredibly hot at pregnantcalcuttamaleprostitutes.com, but so was the download rate for thousands of malware files. And as I type, I'm never sure if I just entered the letter "k", or ordered 18,000 pounds of erection cream.
We're going to try and fix our system tomorrow so we can be back for our mid-week postings, so keep sending in all the ideas, personal ads, photos, and youtube videos you find that fit WWHM. And if you're one of the hundreds of new readers to recently find WWHM, enjoy the archives and send me an email to say hello, or just post in the comments.
In the meantime, let's go to today's posts!
The theme? Stupid words that ruin personal ads. Like always, I love you guys!
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