Hey guys, I'm running out of town for a swim meet for a couple of days.
As you can see, I bought a new sleek aerodynamic swim outfit. The salesguy said it would cut my time in the 1000-meter by at least one second.
I had high hopes, but for some reason, my time has actually gotten slower. Hmmm.
It's almost feels like I'm dragging something behind me, and for the life of me I can't figure it out. And why are there so many goddamn squirrels in this pool?
Maybe I should shave my legs?
I don't know, but if you guys have any suggestions, let me know.
I'll see you next week.