Friday, November 21, 2008

Honesty in Personal Ads


39 comments:

Garret said...

ROFLMAO.

Hyena Overlord said...

Gawd I'm glad I'm not single.

E.A.D. said...

Well OK then!

Anonymous said...

... is that REAL?


Ug. Men are stupid.

Rhyadawn said...

LMAO! men... can't live with them, and there just isn't enough property...

CaliGirl9 said...

Oh boy, a raving genius. Guess the question wasn't clear enough for him to understand ...

Hjorrdis said...

isn't it possible there is a perfect match for him that also go rejected?

Anonymous said...

"What do you like most in man?"

My foot.

In his ass.

Brandy said...

Ow! Hubby and I BOTH hurt ourselves laughing over that one!

EHarmony suxxors, just for the record. There's another dating site that matches entries in a similar way, but allows for non-het matching! Yay!

wheelin126 said...

LMFAO!!! True to the spirit of a true dumbass. God I am single and there is a reason for it...like pretty much everything weasel posts on here lol and that's just for starters!!
I was waiting at an apple warehouse to pick up a load of apples and another driver comes up to my truck and asks me if I want to have some fun I tell him no and then he asks me are you sure..Are you fucking kidding me!!! Gawd don't even get me started!! Thank you for this blog weasel I have so many real life dumbasses you could add on here!!

robyn said...

Clever boy...;P

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drrn. said...

Rejected by a bot. Harsh.

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

I think that's funny as hell. If that was deliberate snark directed at the hyper-Christian eharmony, I like it!

A girl I used to work with married the biggest loser on earth from eharmony. Maybe if you are super compatible you don't care if he won't get a job and spends all your money...

sweettc said...

I love this blog I subscribe to it. Anyway there are two postings showing up but they arent here. :( Im sad I was wondering did anyone else have that problem.

lol wow thats just sad

Just Kreeping Up said...

I am not compatible with someone who won't get a job and spends all my money. Not at all. No way.

Weasel said...

Sweettc,

Sometimes I pull down "Welcome" posts as I go if they don't say much- so you're not missing anything. A "welcome" post just says "Welcome to WWHM blah blah blah..."

Last week, I wrote some bad entries, posted them, and took them down 10 minutes later, so maybe thats what you're seeing.

One was called "Women Do What?", and one was called "The Pendulum of Masculinity".

"The Pendulum" post was re-written and posted as "Backfire".

"Women Do What?" will be re-posted this week maybe. As my screener CaliGirl for that post can attest, I pushed the envelope on that one, so I don't know if it will show up or not.

I get a lot of "scat" ads which I won't post on WWHM, but "Women Do What?" is a sanitized (lol) version of that theme from a guy who wanted to stand in the bathroom while a woman, and I quote, "did a #2."

If you guys want to see that one, let me know and I'll re-write it.

CaliGirl9 said...

Everyone, "Women Do What?" is not that far off from being perfect. Let Weasel sit on it for awhile to mature and I guarantee it's a post that will make you go "hmmmmm."

In a hella funny way.

Anonymous said...

*snort*

colorisnteverything said...

I want to see this very controversial post, Weasel.

sweettc said...

awesome.... I say post it Weasel.

Nina said...

I've already read it-thanks google reader! Bathroom fantasy for me-decent ad I'm just not sure about the angle. I am no where near that modest-maybe other people are and can relate more.

wheelin126 said...

LOL and weasel still is asking us if we want to see controversial..you know weasel you should already know the answer to that one!! Just give a us a cute kitten or fuzzy duck to buffer the blow that we are about to see but other than that HELL YA we want to see it!!

Anonymous said...

I nearly peed myself when I read that.

Do you think posting that in my office at work would be frowned upon?

blatantanimalidiocy.blogspot.com

Hall Monitor said...

Keep trying man. You'll find true love.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha! Is that from the Fail Blog?

That rocks.

Anonymous said...

Post it!!! We're all big girls (and boys) - we can handle anything you can dish out. Hell, most of us have dated long enough to have met some of these guys IRL...this is nothing!

Anonymous said...

that is too good!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, at least it is an honest answer...

Trainer X said...

Omg that is way too damn funny! What a douche'!!! Did he really think that gem was going to fly??!?!? LMAO!!!

www.ihateyourhorse.blogspot.com

Brandy said...

Jonesin'.... Are you waiting for the Packers to win before you post? OK, I'm down with them winning, but I know I need a new post today *drool, leer, drool*

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! He gets points for honesty!

Iris said...

Oh my dog! That is so funny. I almost spit my water out.

Anonymous said...

asshole

Anonymous said...

HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHA

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness. I was in a bar a few weeks ago with my girlfriends, just having a couple beers and grumbling about grad school, when this OLD, OLD OOOOOLD man came up to us and said this exact thing. Then he produced this picture to "prove" it.

Then, he dug himself deeper with the following anecdote:
"My friend asked me the other day if I'd been getting any on the side. I said, it's been so long since I got any, I didn't even know they'd moved it!"
Vomit in my mouth. Go away, old creeper.

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Igraine said...

I was rejected from EHarmony.com. I am in the 10% that they cannot match. I am certain that is because I listed Wicca as my religion.

Anonymous said...

well, if you're disabled u have it pretty tough in the dating game but there are specialist dating sites for disabled people



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