Welcome back WWHM readers!
This is The Weasel, reporting to you once again from WWHM Headquarters located in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa, right across from Wing C of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant.
And look who dropped by today! It's Tom, the owner of the rendering plant/ slaughter shack right next door! We barely recognized him without his usual slick, viscous coating of congealed farm bird entrails.
Tom just got back from his folks place in West Palm Beach, Florida, and he came over to show us his rich new tan, porn-issued moustache, and waterfall-of-poo hairstyle. Lookin' good Tom, and with those black Wal-Mart slacks on, you look like you're on your way to the Dubuque Chippendales to gyrate your genitals into the mortified faces of Iowa's most obscenely bored housewives.
Anyway ladies, WWHM received an extraordinary number of emails from readers this week, each containing a filthy, oily sheen of nastiness thicker than Tom's hair after his morning application of Castrol 10W-30 High Mileage Engine Oil. What does that mean?
It means we've got some doozies today, so grab your clam buckets, assume the position, and get ready to rumble.
For you new readers coming on today, let me forewarn you. This blog is disgusting, rude, atrocious and immature. Seriously. I don't know what demon seed led you here, but if you don't like that kind of humor, now is a good time to leave. In fact, I think a Murder She Wrote marathon starts in 5 minutes, and I left some LoL Cats scrapbooks in the lobby for you to peruse. Here's a starter: I wantz to eet a FeRn. Now run with it.
For the rest of my readers, I've noticed a trend after studying the blog over the weekend. A lot of readers tune in for the ads only, so we're gonna shift a little bit more to the ads, and a little less to my endless rambling about topics associated with the ads. Sometimes. But I'm way too arrogant to do that all the time, but we're gonna mix it up a little. Some ads short, some ads long.
But all gross ads.
Please readers, I always like to get your feedback, so any suggestions, comments or insults can be directed to the Weasel at firstname.lastname@example.org. Love to hear from you, good or bad.
Let's do those posts!