Saturday, September 27, 2008

Charm School

looking to beat some pussy up.


email if interested


Go put your pajamas on, little boy. I've seen bigger shoulders on a remote logging road.

You couldn't beat up a fucking paraplegic tree sloth in a body cast if you had a barrel of steroids and a pair of brass knuckles.

Something tells me two minutes after you took this picture, your grandma grabbed you by the ear and made you wash the dishes.

17 comments:

Lynda said...

Hmmm that 'hallway' behind him is pretty small... is this a single wide trailer? and why is his pants down around his knees already... cant he afford pants that fit. Does he have to hold his pants up by hangin on to his pecker?

Mary said...

My loins are quivering

Eccentric_Lady said...

*rolls her eyes*

Yeah, I'm impressed. Not.

He's prolly one of those punks that demands respect but doesn't have a freakin' clue you need ti earn it.

Sounds like a friend of a jerk I know...

fleeting said...

Sounds like a wonderful, romantic evening. Where do I sign up?

Eccentric_Lady said...

It's early....gah, and the spell check (aka my brain) isn't running to smoothly.

Meant 'you need to'.

Must get coffee now...caffeine does the mind wonders!

Anonymous said...

Will guys never learn that wearing clothes the wrong way, that fit badly, or that show off their skid-marked undies...IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!

Ugh.

CaliGirl9 said...

Hey give this horny little grade-schooler some kudos here. It appears he spelled everything correctly and didn't type in eubonics.
The Michael Jackson hand-on-nuts pose is such a turn-on. NOT.
What if this baby boy ever came across Eddie (from the post above) and tried to beat up one of his pussies? Eddie's already said hurting animals makes him extremely angry.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahah

haha!

Ella said...

Is he even old enough to be posting ads?

ChestnutJumper784 said...

Seriously! I doubt this one's even 18! Haha. I knew kids were having sex at a younger age, but damn.

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

Perfect. I can TOTALLY hear Grandma screaming "git off those internets and take out the trash!" LMAO...

Anonymous said...

Wow. Boys, learning to use a razor comes BEFORE learning to use a condom.

CutNJump said...

Ahh, a few things to chime in on all on one post.


NEVER piss off yo mama or yo gramma! She will go off on your ass in so many ways the rest of us haven't even considered, let alone though of yet...

Wearing your pants that low- originated in prison as a way of stating to other inmates "HEY! I'M AVAILABLE!"

And yeah, we all want our pussies beat up don't we? So many other things I can think of I would like done to mine from time to time.

Having it beat up? Nowhere on the list.

SweetPea said...

My 91 year old grandmother could take him.... how sad.

Walk On said...

Puhleeze, I've seen bigger shoulders on a housecat. This little fellow needs to grow some pubic hair before he worries about getting any.

Maryann said...

Lesson #1, little one: In general, women like their pussies. We do not want them beat up. Thanks anyway, though.

El-Mango said...

My vag just laughed at his stupidity.