Thursday, September 18, 2008

Something On The Fish Hook


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Um, excuse me sir, you appear to have some toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

Wait a minute...... that's not your shoe. What the hell is that?

Is that a fucking feedbag for your penis?

What do you feed it? Barley?

I don't know what's going on here. If you guys can figure it out, leave it in the comments.

34 comments:

Ashers said...

It's a dribble bib, you know, like babies wear....either that or it's his baseball cap, he didn't want his picture taken with it on and hung it on a convienient "hook".

OK, I'm just guessing here !!!

Oh and STAND UP STRAIGHT & STOP SLOUCHING !!! Get those shoulder back !!!

Weasel said...

Hmmm. Cock bib.

For a dribbly penis.

I'll file that under WWHM money-making idea #1.

Anonymous said...

I think ashers must have nailed it, because I can't for the life of me figure it out.

Fenfox

horsegal said...

My first thought was he was trying to hang something on it to "hold up" and demonstrate how large he is but it kept drooping waaaay down. Then, "oh then it must be a bib".. then the horror of.. why do you need a bib for your business unless it's constantly dripping... oozing.... *Gack* *GACK* *RETCH*

We need some kittens.

Richelle said...

Okay, it's better than the bathroom, but why the hell is he outside like that???

His poor, poor neighbours.

Nicole said...

I was thinking it was a pair of briefs that he couldn't figure out how to put on. How much do you want to bet he lives in a tent in his parent's yard?

CutNJump said...

If that is a dribble bib, then he needs to see a doctor ASAP! I'll pass on that action until he gets the reason for the bib cleared up.


EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

kahara said...

LOL cock bib. Something new to market. Finally an answer for those who constantly have "The Drip."

Speaking of which, antibiotics will help with that one, mate.

It looks like there is an elastic band holding it on the base...maybe this is a homemade device? It sorta looks like an upside-down sailor hat from a cheap Halloween store.

kahara said...

Just thought of something. Like Richelle said, why on earth is he outside like that? And secondly...who the hell took his picture? And why? And were they around when cock-bib-boy primed for the picture?

Biskuits said...

I think it looks like a diaper, which just leads to all kinds of horror. I hope to God I'm wrong XD

Nicole--either a tent in their yard or a "loft" in their garage.

water_bearer said...

Jock strap. That's my vote. I think he was going for the penis version of Jennifer Beals taking off her bra in Flashdance with her shirt still on. "Look! My cock's so huge I can't even get the whities off with getting hung up." Suuuuuuure you can't.
You know what's even more frightening for me? I once dated a guy with almost the exact same body. Tall, lanky, sunken in chest, semi-prominent obliques, terrible posture, and a big dick he was so proud to tell me most women couldn't handle. In his defense and to my disappointment, it was bigger than this guy's and it was not at all comfortable. Unfortunately, he did not make up for it with a better body because he was even a tad skinnier than this dude, and didn't have a clue what to do with his mouth. Ya know... it's been a while and the camera adds ten lbs. right? Mark? Is that you?
Yeah... I'm voting "jock strap." Unless of course, he's into sailing. Then, I'm voting "spinnaker."

nip/tuck said...

Oh c'mon WWHM'ers... he's waving the white flag. His cock surrenders. Even IT'S embarrassed.

Thingsthatperplexme said...

Touche, Nip/Tuck, Touche!

Walk On said...

I think I'm voting on the jock strap idea.

And anyone too lazy to stand up straight probably can't be counted on to stay up straight either.

And lmao at the feedbag idea, that was what went through my mind when I first saw the picture!

SweetPea said...

It's like charlie brown and the christmas tree... he has hung one LITTLE ornament, and BLAM the thing has wilted.

CutNJump said...

Niptuck and Sweetpea- You two are so far out in front on your thinking the rest of us are competeing for third. At least until Mary shows up...

Mary... Where are you???

SweetPea said...

Mary's too busy getting engaged to talk to the likes of us CNJ

lusitano epiphany said...

WEASEL!

KITTENS!

PRONTO!

*gouges eyes out*

Nicole said...

Ok, yeah its definitely a jock strap...because his penis is an "athlete," get it? Hold on while I go vomit...
Better. Biskuits, I bet that loft above garage comes complete with a bean bag...I mean "love sak" chair and a centerfold picture from Juggs. I picked Juggs because Playboy and Hustler seem too classy for a guy who hangs shit from his dick in his parents backyard.
PS-Who in their right mind would help him take a picture of this? Don't tell me he is clever enough to use a tripod and a self timer, because again...he is naked in his parents' backyard with a jockstrap hanging from his penis

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

You know that Nordic Trak that you bought in a moment of enthusiastic desire to get fit?

You know how it sits there in the corner of your bedroom, providing nothing more than a convenient place upon which to hang dirty clothes?

This dude's penis is the human equivalent of the Nordic Trak! May not be good for much else, but you can hang all sorts of shit on it!

water_bearer said...

You're right, Fugly! And he is kinda built like a coat rack.

Icy Hound said...

There is no reason to be mean. It is obviously a nice dick muff to keep it warm. Didn't everyone buy one last year when they where all the rage?

Who can disrespect a man who cuddles his penis in a nice snugly dick muff so that it can go visit and socialize on the street for proper behavior? Isn't that how you raise a penis? With lots of socialization and exposure so that it learns good manners?

Anonymous said...

OK, I don't know what that thing is hanging from his cock and I don't care.

This post makes me horny. Dammit. What is wrong with me?

Merridyn said...

anonymous, maybe it's because your standards have been lowered so much by the horrors that usually show up here! God knows WHAT that is, but he's not bragging about how he'll make you "cum," we can't see his face, and while he mentioned a possible 3-some, there was nothing about peanut butter, vegetables, animals, tampons, or hairy snacks! Compared to Tim and those who frequent his shack, this guy seems like a real prize for a quick fuck. However, I'm not having the response you do. I'm still stuck on the WTF factor.

CaliGirl9 said...

I'm with horsegal. Looks like this tool was weighting his tool to impress 'da ladies.
Color me not impressed. Penises are funny looking under the best of circumstances.

Or he could be some dumbass who has no idea how to apply a jockstrap.

I'm going to go looking for my kitten now...

Saskia said...

I vote for the white flag idea. He's trying to let us know its friendly.

agustin96 said...

I'm thinking he is hiding something behind the bib... like a monsterous sized ball or maybe a parasitic co-joined twin...

Mzfilly said...

I am not sure what it is either... I like the idea of the surrender flag, though.

As for the tripod allegedly holding up the poor camera that had to photograph this nastiness, it would appear that the tripod would have been put to better use holding that nasty longfellow a bit more upright...

CutNJump said...

Icy Hound- rather than a dick muff, wouldn't that be a-

Pecker Parka?

I seen them for sale in a gas station in Alaska.

They were around $3-$5 and sadly they came in one size- small. Even worse, I was dating a guy at the time who it would have fit. Like new school clothes he may have even had room to grow into it. :(

Anonymous said...

Pecker parka!!! OMG

Andi said...

That body looks familiar...sorta. Never saw the dick on the guy I'm thinking of but still....looks familiar. Was this posted in California?

Anonymous said...

Love the body - would like to give it as try.

Matthew said...

The poor shlub has weighted himself down so that his erection could conceivably be mistaken for flaccidity by some naif, who might thus be led to imagine that it retained some additional inches to grow, and perhaps be impressed.

Squee-Bunny said...

Looks to me like a SARS-mask or the paper sanitation masks Doctors wear, but only one loop is on his fandangler. Maybe he's trying to say his wang-hung has a pHd in 'Gynecological Spelunking' and would love to examine your bat-cave, purely for your health of course. Or mayhap it's chilly outside and he doesn't want the little chap to catch the H1n1 flu! Poor little thing, flailed about with only one strap fastened! ;_;