Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Enjoy These Stupid Fucking Kittens II

Regular readers of WWHM know all too well what it means when I post stupid pictures of dorky kittens on WWHM.

Some of you new readers might say to yourselves "Oh, this Weasel guy sure is a nice guy, he posted an entry about adorable kittens."

Wrong. Don't make me slap you with an old, dead carp.

I post kittens to warn viewers at work and at home to grab a clam bucket and assume the position.

Basically, it's an antidote to what you're about to see.

16 comments:

Nosnikta said...

I saw the kittens, said to myself "Uh ohhhhhhhh"... then slowly scrolled down.

GAH!

GAH!

(grabs the post-it notes and scrolls quickly back to the kittens)

4thehorses said...

Scottish Folds make really cute kittens though!

Lynda said...

LOL Nos I thought the same thing! LOL

And on that note I really want the kittens! Yep 30+ years from now when someone comes to check on me because they havent heard from me in months... they'll open my front door and kittens will fall out.... How I aspire to be the crazy cat lady! (Ok I only have 5 and all are fixed.... but some day when I lose my mind..... )

horsegal said...

BAY-BEE KIT-TEES! *waiting for the brain bleach to wash over*

KIT-TEES! BAY-BEES!

I think it's working. Good forethought, Weasel.

redhorse said...

um, we know what the kitties mean... Don't........ scroll......... down! Oh damn, too late. But that wasn't as bad as I was expecting to see, and we thank you for the swirl on this one!!

CaliGirl9 said...

Should have stopped at the pussy cats ...

CutNJump said...

I should have known better when I seen the kittens.

Buuuuuuuuut, like a trainwreck...

You HAVE to look!

Ironic that you pick kittens, Weasel.

Curiosity killed the cat...

Indra said...

Oh I agree cutnjump I knew it would be a BAD idea to look further down the page... I was also thinking about curiosity killing the cat, little did I know how bad it'd really be.

Merridyn said...

Well, when I saw kittens, I thought something else entirely. I once saw a poster of an adorable kitten romping across a field. Captioned:
Are you killing kittens? Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!

Weasel said...

I think I killed those two kittens today.

Sorry.

The Hatter said...

They're even more adorkable than last time!

CutNJump said...

Merridyn- I love it. That is funny.

The Hatter- Adorkable. I love it, mind if I use it?

NYCowgirl said...

Beware the Pavlov Effect:
My cat just rubbed up against my leg and I puked all over him...

Tribblehappy said...

I saw the kittens... And I knew what it meant: Scroll down at your own risk. But, believing nothing could really be as bad as the last kitten episode, I scrolled down...

Thanks for the brain bleach!

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Viola said...

It won't work in actual fact, that is exactly what I suppose.