What a weekend we had at WWHM Headquarters!
We had wedding parties to go to, football games to attend, and eyeholes to cut into newspapers as we prepared to loiter at the bus stop outside a Barbizon Teen Modelling Workshop with a bin of margarine between our knees.
We also went to the mall to take some pictures at our favorite store- Glamour Shots! Do these pictures activate the mucous membranes in your fallopian tubes ladies? I bet they do! You're probably dropping eggs like a spawning salmon right now.
What is it that turns you on? Is it my cute halter top teasingly revealing the presence of a light, minty snail trail of man-belly hairs protruding from my gentleman's diaper? I bet it is, you horny foxes! Now stop salivating over my genitalia- these diapers may be absorbent, but they're not super-absorbent!
Unfortunately, I only got one picture taken before mall security told me I couldn't wear diapers on the property. Well that's age discrimination! Look at all these babies wearing diapers around the mall! Why don't they have to "wear pants" over their diapers? We'll let the judge decide, won't we you tough security mall officers? Hey, are you guys hiring?
Well, back to WWHM. We're back again folks, offering up the finest male personal ads the internet has to offer! Unable to open a woman's legs with their personal ads, these guys will forever grace the glossy pages of men's magazines with loads of their own sperm. I haven't seen that many confused swimmers since a Cuban refugee boat sank 200 miles off the coast of Miami.
Oh man, I just love watching sperm trying to impregnate an aluminum magazine-binding staple. Good times!
Well, as a horny horse once said, let's just do the posts!