Thursday, September 18, 2008

It's Another WWHM Friday!!!

Wow, what a week at WWHM Headquarters! We had thousands of new readers from FHOTD, the Suicide Girls, and many other sources. So I, The Weasel, would like to welcome you to our dysfunctional family. If you enjoy the horrors of WWHM, make sure you drop me a note at weaselworden@yahoo.com, or just leave me some well thought-out insults in the comments.

Remember guys, we're a community driven website, so send all your bad personal ads, YouTube videos, and abhorrent fucking douchebag webpages to me the minute you get them. Drop some links on your favorite sites and forums, and we'll make the WWHM army stronger than the musky odors emanating from the various crevices of the jackasses we make fun of.

Have a good weekend WWHM'ers, and let's do the fucking posts...............

43 comments:

Rozie said...

Hey Weez,
I didn't know you were a fan of the pink :)
I love the dog collar around your neck too. You can be my bitch anytime.LOL.

Weasel said...

Oh I'll be your bitch alright as long as you fly me back to Adelaide again

Rozie said...

Sure Weez, Your On!
I will just pull the money for the fares out of my ass.LOL, money doesn't grow on trees you know :)

binky d clown said...

Weasel, I am fucking serious here.

ANY PHOTO INVOLVING AN OVER-THE-SHOULDER BANANA HAMMOCK MUST BE PROTECTED BY A KITTEN BUFFER.

I'm still in therapy over the last one. My supersonic shrieks when this one popped up sent the neighbor's cockroach colony fleeing across the river.

Diseased chancred cock peeking out from the safety of a warm broody roll of belly fat? Bring it. I'm a professional. I can take it.

Remember: banana hammock = kitten buffer.

Do the right thing.

ChestnutJumper784 said...

Love the cowboy hat. Yee-haw!

Indra said...

My god, he has to be gay, there is no way he's dressed like that and honestly believes it'll attract anything female. Weasel where on earth do you find these photos?

Nicole said...

Gosh, I didn't know the S&M/gay/Borat look was in...must go wash my eyes out with Bleach and Ethanol...did you know if you combine those two chemicals it smells like grapes?

CutNJump said...

So I, The Weasel, would like to welcome you to our dysfunctional family.


We sure put the FUN in dysfunctional around here, don't we!

India Najones said...
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Ella said...

Weasel is the Godfather of our fun little family.

You like that Weas? Should we start calling you Godfather?

Leave the cock, take the cannoli.

Ferret Fan said...

Bot, that guy brings a new meaning to leo-TARD

Mani said...

My eyes!! My eyes!! OMG, what do you say to something like this? And he's obviously so proud of himself. Poor thing! Poor, poor thing...

The Half-Assed Blog said...
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The Half-Assed Blog said...

Hey Weasel, I got one for ya:
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/m4w/846155869.html

SpotMeSomeColor said...

THAB- I made the mistake of GOING to your ad there that you found. Oh my freaking word. He actually thinks that's going to get him a girl? Maybe a whole mob of girls coming to beat some sense into his retarded head. I'm pissed from just reading a FEW of his demands. Sheesh.

Indra said...

Ok, so it's been bugging me, what the hell are you holding in your profile photo weasel? I can't figure it out for the life of me, I think it's one thing, then I'm like nooo, it's something else, lol.

water_bearer said...

indra, I believe it's a rubber chicken.

Lynda said...

Oh god Half-assed... I think I might have made 3%!! never mind 97%! and whats up with #48? you must be short! hmmm me thinks he's probably pretty short himself... he's a realllll winner.... NOT! he needs to realize this aint the 1950's anymore!

Thingsthatperplexme said...

THAB - Amazing. And the people who posted back are also amazing.

:: rolls eyes ::

ChestnutJumper784 said...

Indra-it would appear he is choking a rubber chicken...

Walk On said...

OMG - Weasle, would you believe I was at a baseball game recently and saw a guy wearing the SAME DAMN HAT! Trust me, you don't forget a pink sequined cowboy hat..at a baseball game. I took a stealth photo on my iPhone to send you, but it turned out pretty sucky and I didn't. (Leave it to Apple to not only make a crappy phone but give it a crappy camera too.)

I may have to send it out anyway, now that you've seen a good photo of this hat, you'd recognize it in a bad photo.

SweetPea said...

Holy crap... I told my dad not to post that photo on the web... EEGADS!!

SweetPea said...

Now the whole fucking world knows how wrong my family REALLY is!! LOL

Indra said...

Ok, that's what I thought too, but I wasn't sure, I just use the excuse that I used to be blond. ;) Better then no excuse anyways.

Weasel said...

This entry was SEVERLY altered.

It originally read like this:

"What's wrong with you ladies?

All you talk about is Deadliest Catch! Are you trying to make WWHM jealous?

Well, I have a surprise for you!

Here I am waiting to audition for the new season of Deadliest Catch.

They told me to wear something I could catch crabs in. This outfit has never failed my, especially at that Laotion gay bar down on 57th Street.

That little queen Hong Phouc Tran should just keep a cup of butter by his balls."

I delete SO much crap before I post, but I regret deleting this one, because I thought it was funny.

But , we have so many new readers, I realized, they'd be lost in the joke and click right out beofre they got to the meat and potatoes of WWHM.

OK, I din't really think it was that funny. But I regret deleting it for my regular readers.

Love you guys, you keep me going sometimes.

Weasel said...

Oh, and yes it's a rubber chicken. I thin I posted the meaning behind the photo on Behind WWHM.

I haven't been over there in so long though, I should check.

Weasel said...

Nice typos weasel

water_bearer said...

Hahaha. The running commentary on here is sometimes almost as good as your original posts, Weasel. Almost. It's like a little peek inside your head... and cnj's and nos's... and all the rest of you crazy road whores (*she says with love and recognition*).
And you make a good point chestnutjumper... Weasel is indeed CHOKING HIS CHICKEN. How did I miss that?

Ferret Fan said...

Weasel,

>Oh, and yes it's a rubber chicken.

How odd, I didn't peg you for a chicken choking kind of guy. I figured you'd be more the type to "dunder the one-eyed devil dolphin." You've got that "hey check out my blowhole" look about you.

I don't think you'd look good in the neon pink man thong either.

You work next to a rendering plant, how about a photo of you wearing a recently pulled raw hide and holdng a club. You know how all of us women just LOVE the neanderthal mystique. Nothing like some smelly, bloodstained hide on a hairy backed man-beast to get our legs to pushing wide apart like polarized magnets.

Come on baby, show us your club!

{off to the cold showers}

kalmanen said...

Btw weasel, if you think we're tired of kittens, you could put a foal (I'm sure all the FHOTD readers would love to see a cute foal or something... but then again, they might start fhotding the foal ;) ) or even a puppy!
Sweet gods when I saw the picture... I circulated to my friend. It's no fun when only your own eyeballs are bleeding. But at least it wasn't as bad as goatse.

anniebanannie said...

He's gotta be gay, don'cha think? Or the most oblivous or outrageous straight man ever.

anniebanannie said...

Regarding THAB CL link: He needs someone to know that hapax legomena is a word or form of a word that occurs only once in the recorded corpus of a given language.

Who the fuck needs to know that? Weasel, you write for a living, did you know the meaning of hapax legomena or ever need to know its meaning?

What a dingleberry.

Mary said...

I had to print out this picture!! We have a security gaurd at work that could be this guys twin!! I brought it in, on my day off even, to ask if he had a secret life I didn't know about. He's a good friend and we talk often. Long story short, I ended up showing him the picture to see if by chance I'd get a reaction! After the laughter and tears subsided, he informed me that it wasn't him but he was going to bring it home to show his wife and play off like he was living a double life.

Weasel, I'm appreaciating what you're doing here even more! Holy shit, my brain is fried!

Weasel said...

Mary-

Love the WMHW post though, thats a classic. I need more of those.

Yeah, it's not easy by any means. Once in a blue moon, I can spit a commentary out in 30-45 minutes, but I usually it takes me 2 hrs per post at least. And I try and write three per session, so it's usually a six hour ordeal.

Weasel said...

... and BTW, I'm eating hapax legoma for breakfast with cottage cheese.

Weasel said...

... its a little salty.

Mary said...

Isn't that the truth! I have several "done" on MS Word right now, just going back and adding/subtracting/editting/deleting and such after letting my brain cool down.

I bow to thee!

Wanna make out?

CutNJump said...

What the hell weasel? Where did your post go about the bunch of us being able to make the Bearing Sea fishermen blush?

Merridyn said...

OMFG! Needed a clam bucket for that little number! PLEASE give a kitten warning. My poor keyboard...
Okay, that said, he sort of reminds me of beach workout dude. There's that same element of doing something that exposes you in a Hideozygously awful way in public, yet you think you look like hot shit. Meanwhile, people either take absolutely no notice (remember the "audience" beach dude was paying speshul attention to never noticed him) or they actively avert their eyes. Especially if they want to avoid the mental image that is sure to bust out like a herpes outbreak whenever they see a dog collar, a hat, or a pink garment in ANY conext.

Anonymous said...

I emailed the 'perfect guy' linked to above - I run in conservative Christian circles, I speak the language well enough to hopefully provoke a crazy response... Among other things I asked if he was short "because I couldn't respect a guy under 5'9". He wrote back saying that he is indeed shorter than that, and wished me luck. I was expecting him to flip out that I would dare be so shallow, but I guess not - he really does think this is normal/reasonable! Which is probably more scary, really... He needs a good application of the cluebat. Hitting 35 without a girlfriend should probably do the trick.

Anonymous said...

Damn, a pink hat, dog collar, and a banana hammock?! Man of my dreams right there.

Lynda said...

Well he sounds like a candidate for importing a wife from a third world country.

Ella said...

I'm reading this in my polisci class, talking about the election, and praying I don't burst out laughing at all the crazy comments on here! ahhh! Man I hope my Professor doesn't notice..