BIG DICK, ONE CHANCE
DO YOUWANT A TASTE OF THIS HUGE COCK? I'LL SPLIT YOU OPEN WITH MY LOG! NO FAT CHICKS ALOUD, DO I LOOK FAT TO TO YOU? I'M A EDUCATED PROF WANTED MAN COME AND GET THIS COCK 12 INCHES LONG 8 INCHES AROUND ILL PLOW ALLYOUR WARM HOLES. ED.
Has anyone seen my ferret?
He's about 12 inches long, and 8 inches around, and, like Ed, loves warm holes.
Maybe that explains why I saw Ed pouring a half pound of crumbled granola bars into his boxer briefs about two minutes ago. No sudden movements Ed, because ferrets have two separate top teeth, and two teeth molded as one on the bottom. If he bites you, your fucking ball sack will look like an electrical outlet.
Some of my tech friends describe Photoshop as "magic" and I believe them, because a lot of guys that post personal ads often use it to magically produce a fucking horse cock out of a cashew. Why? Because guys who have no experience with women tend to adhere to the misconception that women love to get "split open". Which makes a lot of sense, since you ladies are always raving about all those orgasms you experience during childbirth.
While most women have experienced a baby leg coming out of them, they certainly don't want one shoved back in. The last thing they want is a period with a pronounced, guttural echo. And don't get me started on oral sex. That's like feeding a kielbasa to a sparrow; all you'd get is beak. But I really don't think you have that problem Ed, and WWHM readers already know what you're really packing between those legs; two overseasoned green peas and a dehydrated breakfast mini-sausage left on a car seat in a Tampa Wal-Mart parking lot.
So perhaps Ed has something else to offer. For example, he's educated. Apparently he took that "Introduction on How to Misspell Words and Scream" class everyone's been raving about down at the community college. Aside from that, Ed's only other interest appears to be "plowing." Great, here's some radish seeds, an ox, and a map of Bhutan.
Don't get me wrong, I still believe there's a big fucking dick in this photo. But he's wearing a white tank top and has a cock a teenage mallard would laugh at. Put that fucking thing away Ed. In a raisin box.