Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Furry

Looking for a Cutie!

Looking for an older chick to have a casual encounter with or maybe even a regular thing. Must be D&D Free & below 35! I have ID to prove I'm really 18. Mail me on here for Pics & to chat with me. Thanx! jerry

If you're looking for an older chick to fuck your brains out like you're a common street whore, it's probably not a good idea not to dress up as Barney the Inexperienced Beaver.

Jerry, wear this around an older woman and she's not going to suck your dick and fuck you like a walrus in heat. She's going to read you "Goodnight Moon" and make you pee in a fucking plastic Bert & Ernie toilet.

19 comments:

SweetPea said...

Ooooohhhh.... but he's sooooo kyoot. I wonder if his onesies come in pastel colors, too?

He's probably the younger brother of "Mr. Sherbet pants" colorfully featured the other day.

Ella said...

He also just looks depressed. Shouldn't he be a little more cheerful as he's on the hunt for cougar sex?

Not to mention that being dressed as 'Barney the Inexperienced Beaver' just means some Cougar is going to come and rip him to shreds.

Nosnikta said...

What does D&D mean?

He looks like a goth-teletubby.

fleeting said...

I'm Dungeons & Dragons-free, but I have been known to enjoy Neverwinter Nights... do I qualify?

Ella said...

I seriously thought it was Dungeons and Dragons for a second until I realized it meant drug and disease free.

Nosnikta said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh..... either one makes sense lol

Ella said...

Actually, he seems like the type to LIKE a dungeons and dragons girl.

Or boy.

Does it matter?

Mary said...

My birthday is in less then 2 weeks and this is the first time I've ever been grouped into the "older woman" catagory. I think I'm going to track down this little New Kids On THe Block and beat the living piss out of him with aa coat hanger until he wets his pants!

When the hell did 32 become OLD?!

Thingsthatperplexme said...

This is not nearly "furry" enough to elicit this title, Weasel! Where's my Tigger-costume guy that seems to want it up the ass from "Pooh"? That's a funny furry!

ChestnutJumper784 said...

Oh, I do love the irony of this young man in his pussy sweatshirt.

Anonymous said...

I think D&D might mean drug & disease. Seems like you might *want* to be on drugs for this occasion though.

Justin_Bobby said...

He looks like one of the furry-anime f**** that I try to run over with my mom's car.

The d's must stand for Drugs and Dicks

CaliGirl9 said...

Sweetpea, whenever I read the term "kyoot," I have an overwhelming urge to geld something.
One part of me thinks this one is too young to geld, but the logical part of me thinks it might be a good idea before he gets himself into trouble.

SweetPea said...

I say add him to the gelding department... things like this just shouldn't reproduce!!

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

>>Oh, I do love the irony of this young man in his pussy sweatshirt.<<

HAHAHAHA that was my first thought!

Evergrey said...

Also, "older" and "below 35" does not computer. :p

Merridyn said...

The cat outfit suggests that he might actually belong in Tim's Hairy Snack Shack.

Anonymous said...

Well, if he is 18 yo, 29-34 yo ladies are older than himself. Btw, me being 10 years older nerd chick I find him rather cute. It´s kind of Mrs. Robinson/shotaqueish fantasy for me.

xenobiologista said...

Considering that he's wearing a hoodie with ears on, the average Dungeons & Dragons player has a better chance of getting laid than him. At least gaming is a good way to socialize and meet girls (the few that are available)!