Are You a Daddy's Girl
I am looking for a young lady for quality Daddy-Daughter time. Do you want Daddy to makes thing all right again? Your Daddy will tell you how proud he is of you. You and I will explore the Daddy-Daughter sexual relationship. I'll give you whatever you need and of course, Daddy's little girl wants to please her Daddy. Your Daddy will tell his little girl exactly what to do. You: cute, smart, warm, perky and with a smile that can melt Daddy’s heart. Notice my pic will not be a dick shot...I have more class than that. Nate
After yesterday's freak penis debacle, I'm sure you are all ready for a nice, clean breath of fresh air. And by "a nice, clean breath of fresh air", I mean "a creepy old douchebag looking to score on teenage chicks."
Meet Nate, the founding member of the American Society of Scumbags Hoping to Attract Teenagers (ASSHAT). When not grunting rhythmically in the bushes during cheerleading practice with a handful of Taco Bell condiments, Nate might be found at a bus stop in a short raincoat waiting for a strong breeze, or feeding salty snacks to young girls at a track meet while wearing a t-shirt that says "Good French Kissers Get Free Juice."
Nate is seeking a father-daughter relationship. Originally, I thought he wanted a normal father-daughter relationship, meaning he wanted to find a teenage girl that would fuck a tattooed ex-prisoner in a van with a bubble window outside his bedroom at 3am. But then I realized he wanted more of a Woody Allen type of father-daughter relationship, the kind where both mother and daughter share two ends of the same kielbasa.
I imagine all his touchy-feely Daddy encouragement didn't pan out too well with his first daughter. Which might explain why she works the day shift at a club called "Lick It Up", has a clit ring imprinted with the phrase "Taste My Milkshake", and buys thongs with built-in EPT strips. Hopefully she'll move back home by her 13th birthday.
But thanks for not showing us your dick.
You classy guy.