Anyone in the NW remember when Ivan the gorilla was in the B&I and would run up and pound on the glass just to scare the shit out of people and little kids like me (at the time)?...I think thats him, minus some hair! XD
Is that his "come hither" face? Because if it is, I'd really hate to see his "back the fuck off" face!
Seriously--ANY photo would have been better than that one. Even one of him wearing a ghastly pink & turquoise tux (or other noxious color pairing) at *insert random acquaintance here* wedding. Gah!
*** Looks like a potential wife beater with control issues to me ***
That was how I felt about Model/Actor Mr. Ass. If you slip a fart when he's trying to make an impression, be ready to feel the wrath when you get behind closed doors.
LMAO... yes, but THAT would probably grant you a backhand right there on the spot. An "oops giggle wooo HOOOO!" at a party would warrant punishment at a more discreet location.
I slipped one in a crowded bar the other night (hee hee). Man, it reeeeked! One of my guy friends made a face... looked around at everyone standing there, wrinkled his nose, then resumed talking ROFLMAO!
I sipped on my beer and smiled pretty giggling to myself in glee.
I wonder if that blurred figure in the background was running passed in fear of having to deal with the sheer intensity of his gaze when they laughed out loud at the sight of him, shirtless, glaring into a camera...
Evergrey where did you find that pic! It looks like a younger Sean Connery...
God I like him too... and Moses...
Oh and this doofus I swear has an uncle who works where I do... I was at work the other night and he walks in and I had to do a double take... he looks like Mr. Happy face.... only older! and hard of hearing... lol
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ROFLMAO!
*** Now throw a freshly skinned penguin towards the other side of the room.....and run ***
This blog reminds me of this!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/09/funny-pictures-staring-contest-rules/
I feel like I am trapped inside his mirror, stuck watching him pick his zits and perform other disgusting functions all day.
Crack me UP! Def. don't want to make any sudden moves....
LOL I love icanhascheezburger too, nosnikta!
It's pissed and likely to charge real soon. Tranquilizer darts, please?
Anyone in the NW remember when Ivan the gorilla was in the B&I and would run up and pound on the glass just to scare the shit out of people and little kids like me (at the time)?...I think thats him, minus some hair! XD
Ivan the Gorilla was the best part of the B&I. Thank God he was finally moved.
Is that his "come hither" face? Because if it is, I'd really hate to see his "back the fuck off" face!
Seriously--ANY photo would have been better than that one. Even one of him wearing a ghastly pink & turquoise tux (or other noxious color pairing) at *insert random acquaintance here* wedding. Gah!
Does it look to anyone else like he tried to photoshop out another person from the left side of the photo?
What a freak. The only girls he is likely to get are ones who are skeered by the picture to comply.
Looks like a potential wife beater with control issues to me.
Actually the first thought that crossed my mind when I first saw this other then run, was he reminds me of 'The Dog Whisper' Cesar Millan.
*** Looks like a potential wife beater with control issues to me ***
That was how I felt about Model/Actor Mr. Ass. If you slip a fart when he's trying to make an impression, be ready to feel the wrath when you get behind closed doors.
Nos- Slip a fart? Fuck that.
I would Blaaaaaaaaaaast one on purpose. Just for the effect. And hope it had odor! ROFLOL!
But then that's just me...
LMAO... yes, but THAT would probably grant you a backhand right there on the spot. An "oops giggle wooo HOOOO!" at a party would warrant punishment at a more discreet location.
I slipped one in a crowded bar the other night (hee hee). Man, it reeeeked! One of my guy friends made a face... looked around at everyone standing there, wrinkled his nose, then resumed talking ROFLMAO!
I sipped on my beer and smiled pretty giggling to myself in glee.
Beer farts can be bad. Root Beer does me in and everyone around me.
The best are always 'Silent but Violent'.
I wonder if that blurred figure in the background was running passed in fear of having to deal with the sheer intensity of his gaze when they laughed out loud at the sight of him, shirtless, glaring into a camera...
I wonder if he is related to this guy?
http://tinyurl.com/3jkh9t
:lolmucho:
LMAO evergrey! Where does he keep his smoking gun?
I kinda like the boots. I'm into pirates these days :-P
Hey Nos- No urge to put a pair of sunglasses on that guy?
Evergrey- that is classic!
Evergrey where did you find that pic! It looks like a younger Sean Connery...
God I like him too... and Moses...
Oh and this doofus I swear has an uncle who works where I do... I was at work the other night and he walks in and I had to do a double take... he looks like Mr. Happy face.... only older! and hard of hearing... lol
*waves red cape*
Toro! Toro!
CUT! I did think of that!!! HA!
But then I was fascinated with those boots and became distracted.
Nos- on a woman they would be CFM boots.
I would wear them!
A bit late as I'm a newbie catching up on the archives, (so I doubt anyone will see this) but Lynda, you're right.
It IS a young Sean Connery. I saw that film. Yes, he really did run around for a whole film like that.
I can't remember which film, but it was a cheesy post-apocalyptic plot. It was like watching a train wreck.
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