Sunday, July 13, 2008
ONE GOOD BAD MAN FOR YOU ............................
YEAH I HAD MY MOMENTS WHILE GROWING UP WHEN I PLAYED MOSTLY ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW, BAD HABITS,ILLEGAL OCCUPATIONS,FIGHTS,JAIL, YOU NAME IT. IM ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES , AND WILL EVEN ADMIT IM WRONG SOMETIMES. I AM VERY SENSUAL/SEXUAL ALSO LOVE BELLY PEIRCINGS AND CAN LOOK JUST AS SEXY IN JEANS AND A T-SHIRT AS THEY CAN IN A PARTY DRESS.I LIKE TO SHOP .ANY TAKERS?
Well, here you go ladies, here's your "bad boy".
Wantonly tearing those "Do Not Remove This Tag" tags off mattresses, brazenly taking seven items through the "Six Items or Less" line at Safeway, and then pounding 12-ounce cans of Diet Tab like it was fucking beer or something.
Look out dogs and cats! Look who's coming down the alley! It's THAT guy! I hope he's not on his way to go SHOPPING! Because he LIKES that shit! It says so in his bad-ass personal ad!
Let us get to the point ladies, and this one is for you too as well gents.
It's the unforgettable rule of the bar scene. It is infallible, and 100% true, and the women know this, so listen up.
The Weasel's Fifth Rule of Inserting the Phrase "Bad Boy" Into Conversation:
A true "Bad Boy" will never, EVER tell anyone that he is indeed a bad boy.
Every time I hear a guy in a bar tell a girl he is a "bad boy", I want to stick fucking carrot peelers in my ears and chew on a mouthful of nails, because I know he likes to eat warm cookies and watch Real World while sipping medicinal tea to soften his stool.
You're not a "bad boy" if you own a motorcycle or have a tattoo. That only means you're just another prissy dickhead with no originality and deep insecurities about your penis size.
However, if your boyfriend goes out for milk and calls you a week later from the Georgia State Penitentiary infirmary with Doberman bites on his ballsack and a airplane load of stolen emus high on heroin to explain, then you have yourself a bad boy.
Congratulations, and enjoy the chlamydia.